Taco welding sophisticate is just the image I've been wanting to project.
I can't stop giggling.
And then I starting thinking of dialogues to go with it.
"Ma'am, you forgot your taco!"
"Let me just run in and grab my taco."
Mutters, digging, "Salsa, no. Avocado, no. Officer, I know its in here somewhere!"
"Which one of you has been rummaging around in my taco!!"