"And if you are hiring someone, you never, ever, want to hire a young man with no debts and a hunting and/or fishing license. Once deer season starts, you will not see him - for days, perhaps weeks.
No, what you want is the young man with the shiny pickup truck and a 72-month loan, a trailer home with a string of mortgage payments, and hopefully a pregnant wife. That guy will show up for work, and you can piss all over him."
Robert Platt Bell from Living Stingy