Perfect timing for me--thank you. I was absolutely coveting this $40 doormat from Crate and Barrel in the shape of a hedgehog. Cutest thing I've seen in a long time. Now why, you may ask, must I have a hedgehog-shaped doormat? Because I want it, that's why. Then I read the above comic. Will a hedgehog-shaped doormat make me happy? Do I need a better, more expensive doormat? No, no, no and no. Sanity is re-gained.