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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16900 on: March 09, 2017, 08:07:20 AM »
Have you and a loved one never had food poisening at the same time? Or the "flu"?

That was a fun night. We had a trash can on standby for... things that a trash can should never be used for.

No. I have not vomited since last millennium and I have no plans to in the future. As for the other option, it's never happened but I guess we could take turns??

Not the vomiting that was the problem... It was the other end. Thankfully it didn't end up being used for that, but we had it in position just in case. There were a few close calls that day. Scared me off of vegetables for a solid month.

Hiking the AT has changed my perspective on the bathroom situation. Pooping au natural just isn't that difficult or as scary as we think it is.

Yeah we hike and camp a lot so that may be part of the reason why we're not very squeamish about these things.

I don't disagree... until you get the days that it is 15*F/-10*C outside. And windy. Nope, no thanks.

(I've also spent weeks at a time without a toilet all together)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16901 on: March 09, 2017, 09:06:35 AM »
buy a suspended toilet like this one: http://cdn.stylisheve.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Suspended-Toilet-Designs-for-an-Original-Bathroom-Style_3.jpg

This forum is the best.

I want that toilet.

Personally, I think the secret to domestic bliss is at least two bathrooms (no kids) we actually have 2 1/2 and it's perfect because we then have a 1/2 on our main floor and two upstairs by the bedrooms. I would scale down to 2 if we had a 1-level house but I will NOT go to 1 for two people.

Seriously? That is a massively luxurious overabundance of bathrooms. I think one bathroom per two people is optimal.

Apparently people have really specific ideas about bathroom quantity (not just me!). Honestly, not sure we'd need more than 2.5 even if 5 people lived with us but, we want 2 for the 2 of us. Probably don't need the, both but want them.

Honestly we're house browsing at the moment and I find myself ruling out lots of houses for being too big that have 3-4 bathrooms. I really want a garage and it our area that seems to mean I want 5 bedrooms and 4 baths....but I don't.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16902 on: March 09, 2017, 09:23:53 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16903 on: March 09, 2017, 09:36:57 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.
I work from home. :(

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16904 on: March 09, 2017, 09:37:23 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

Real Mustachians work from home. (No commute!)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16905 on: March 09, 2017, 09:41:42 AM »
Ironically, this foam reveals some about potty habits, and much much more about "bathroom" habits. 

As in, apparently people use their bathroom for more than simply pottying and a 5 minute shower.


If I cannot wait 5 minutes to use the toilet, then I'm desperately ill and will use it anyway or kick the other person out, regardless of who else might be using the shower or be next in line for the toilet.  Obviously, some of you do things like makeup, hair, 30 minute showers, getting dressed, and other stuff(?) in the bathroom which then renders it unusable for its primary purpose....which is, going to the bathroom.


We had 7 people in a 2 bathroom house.  Even with the occasional sick kid on the bathroom floor all night issue, there was another bathroom.  You only used the bathroom privately for showering and using the toilet.  Your showers were 10 minutes (this includes shaving/putting on a towel or robe to go to your room).  Washing faces, brushing teeth, and make up (if you didn't do your makeup in your room), were done with the door open, so more than one person could be in there at a time, doing similar activities.    Hair, nails, getting dressed, and often makeup were done in your bedroom.  Suck it up buttercup...your 4 siblings all use this bathroom too. 


I still get mad that we bought a 3 bed, 2 bath house, only to find out we can't have kids. We are committed to downsizing to something with 2 bed, 1 bath...for the simple fact that I hate cleaning, and cleaning a bathroom is the worst.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16906 on: March 09, 2017, 09:44:14 AM »
I think this problem is also diminished here (UK) because there are no plug sockets in bathrooms - it's against building regulations (code)*. So you couldn't dry or curl your hair in the bathroom, even if you wanted to. So everyone does that stuff in bedrooms, meaning more time that the bathroom is 'free'.

* there are low voltage sockets for razors / toothbrushes.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16907 on: March 09, 2017, 09:49:28 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

My husband likes to calculate how much he gets paid for pooping at work.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16908 on: March 09, 2017, 09:59:31 AM »
I think this problem is also diminished here (UK) because there are no plug sockets in bathrooms - it's against building regulations (code)*. So you couldn't dry or curl your hair in the bathroom, even if you wanted to. So everyone does that stuff in bedrooms, meaning more time that the bathroom is 'free'.

* there are low voltage sockets for razors / toothbrushes.

As an electrician/homebuilder in the states, this whole concept brings a delightful, and fiendish smile to my face.  I typically end up with separate circuit feeding each bathroom. It used to be common to put 2 to 2-1/2 baths on the same receptacle circuit, but at this point, that would be nothing but problems, since there are times when a household has two blow dryers and a curling iron running at the same time.  The no receptacles in the bath idea would make life a hell of a lot easier for electricians. The flip side is that most women would be calling for your head on a pole, so there's that.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16909 on: March 09, 2017, 10:02:32 AM »
In the US, its code to have at least one outlet in the bathroom. Against code to have zero. However they have to be GFCI.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16910 on: March 09, 2017, 10:03:41 AM »
In the US, its code to have at least one outlet in the bathroom. Against code to have zero. However they have to be GFCI.
What's the code say about having an electrical panel in a bathroom?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16911 on: March 09, 2017, 10:09:50 AM »
What's the opposite of anal retentive?  Anal dismissive? 

I do understand that it can be unpleasant to use a bathroom immediately after someone else, but in that case, you could install an oversized bathroom fan -- much cheaper than another bathroom

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16912 on: March 09, 2017, 10:21:22 AM »
In the US, its code to have at least one outlet in the bathroom. Against code to have zero. However they have to be GFCI.
What's the code say about having an electrical panel in a bathroom?

No idea, but I bet it's verbotten.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16913 on: March 09, 2017, 10:41:55 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

That reminds me... I'll be back in a few minutes.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16914 on: March 09, 2017, 10:45:46 AM »
Your showers were 10 minutes (this includes shaving/putting on a towel or robe to go to your room).  Suck it up buttercup...your 4 siblings all use this bathroom too. 

I mean, if you HAVE to live like that sure, I'm not going to argue it can't be done.  But I'm not going to intentionally structure my life so that I can't read an article or three while on my throne in my own house without someone banging on the door for me to hurry up.  But I also am not going to have more than 2 kids, either, which makes it easier.  I spent my time in the Navy, I'm going to enjoy my Hollywood showers, thanks.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16915 on: March 09, 2017, 10:46:46 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

That reminds me... I'll be back in a few minutes.
Dude, smartphones.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16916 on: March 09, 2017, 10:49:42 AM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

That reminds me... I'll be back in a few minutes.
Dude, smartphones.
Probably impossible to study but I wonder how much longer pooping at work or in general increased because of the smartphone.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16917 on: March 09, 2017, 10:49:47 AM »
In the US, its code to have at least one outlet in the bathroom. Against code to have zero. However they have to be GFCI.
What's the code say about having an electrical panel in a bathroom?

No idea, but I bet it's verbotten.
My first home built in 1930 had the electrical panel in the bathroom, in a
small shelf area with a door. It was a difficult area to get to. It also had evidence of
Knob and Tube wiring in the attic, AFAIK it was no longer in use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knob-and-tube_wiring

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16918 on: March 09, 2017, 10:54:22 AM »
Your showers were 10 minutes (this includes shaving/putting on a towel or robe to go to your room).  Suck it up buttercup...your 4 siblings all use this bathroom too. 

I mean, if you HAVE to live like that sure, I'm not going to argue it can't be done.  But I'm not going to intentionally structure my life so that I can't read an article or three while on my throne in my own house without someone banging on the door for me to hurry up.  But I also am not going to have more than 2 kids, either, which makes it easier.  I spent my time in the Navy, I'm going to enjoy my Hollywood showers, thanks.

 I put a hinged mirror on the wall outside our bathroom, I have a string that allows two adjustments.
In one position I can view the TV from the bathtub, in the other from the toilet. I use it 'regularly'
 Nascar goes the wrong way though!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16919 on: March 09, 2017, 10:59:09 AM »
Your showers were 10 minutes (this includes shaving/putting on a towel or robe to go to your room).  Suck it up buttercup...your 4 siblings all use this bathroom too. 

I mean, if you HAVE to live like that sure, I'm not going to argue it can't be done.  But I'm not going to intentionally structure my life so that I can't read an article or three while on my throne in my own house without someone banging on the door for me to hurry up.  But I also am not going to have more than 2 kids, either, which makes it easier.  I spent my time in the Navy, I'm going to enjoy my Hollywood showers, thanks.

 I put a hinged mirror on the wall outside our bathroom, I have a string that allows two adjustments.
In one position I can view the TV from the bathtub, in the other from the toilet. I use it 'regularly'
 Nascar goes the wrong way though!

So you use the tub and toilet with the door open?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16920 on: March 09, 2017, 11:10:59 AM »
Since we've clearly all gotten comfortable with each other here...

We live in a condo with only one bathroom. It's a loft. We can hear (and smell) EVERYTHING. So 1) the secret code is: could you put some music on, I have to do something...., or 2) if one person is in the shower, we sneak over to the concierge's bathroom near the garbage chute.

I don't care about sharing space while #1, but #2 is me-time and I don't really want anyone to be within ear-shot. Nervous poo-er I guess.

Wow, I feel like I just shared personal info with a few thousands of my new best friends.

Now you know.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16921 on: March 09, 2017, 11:22:30 AM »
All this talk about bathrooms.... seriously I encourage everyone here to spend a good amount of time in a rural village in India, after having taken a 3rd class train ride overnight to this village. Afterwards you'll be happy that you only need to wait 10 minutes because your roommate is showering and you need to poop.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16922 on: March 09, 2017, 11:29:28 AM »
I dunno... bathrooms are my least favorite to clean and having twice as many pretty much means twice as much cleaning (since bathroom usage tends to scale up in proportion to available bathrooms- or each toilet may get used half as often, but they will probably each be used sometime within the cleaning timeframe). 

If I ever build a bathroom, the number one criteria will be easy cleanability.  I am still considering  designing and patenting my ingenious new toilet design with no nooks, crannies, hinges, etc.  I'll put a drain in the floor and hose everything down with a pressure washer. Ohhh yeah

Don't worry, the MMM forumhas led me to a solution for that one. This amazing thread (http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/ask-a-mustachian/advice-for-making-your-home-interior-easier-to-clean-and-maintain) has recommended Don Aslett's 'Make Your House Do The Housework' several times. I bought it, and he advocates (to a slightly excessive degree, perhaps) suspending everything and not mixing surfaces more than you have to. So you tile your entire bathroom and buy a suspended toilet like this one: http://cdn.stylisheve.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Suspended-Toilet-Designs-for-an-Original-Bathroom-Style_3.jpg

This forum is the best.

This toilet is supposedly designed to be as easy to clean as possible. As you see, all the parts are attached to the wall, not eachother.  http://standard.jetsgroup.com/en/Products/Toilets-and-urinals/Pearl.aspx

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16923 on: March 09, 2017, 12:17:54 PM »
Hiking the AT has changed my perspective on the bathroom situation. Pooping au natural just isn't that difficult or as scary as we think it is.

Hahaha, good on you man! I thru-hiked the AT and only pooped "au natural" twice. The rest of the time I managed to hold it until I got to a shelter/privy!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16924 on: March 09, 2017, 12:31:19 PM »
What's the opposite of anal retentive?  Anal dismissive?

Anal expulsive.

I'm not makin that up.  It's Freud.
https://www.alleydog.com/glossary/definition.php?term=Anal-Expulsive

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16925 on: March 09, 2017, 12:45:05 PM »
All this talk about bathrooms.... seriously I encourage everyone here to spend a good amount of time in a rural village in India, after having taken a 3rd class train ride overnight to this village. Afterwards you'll be happy that you only need to wait 10 minutes because your roommate is showering and you need to poop.

Hahaha, that's what I was thinking.  Been there, done that.  27 hour 3rd class train ride.  They had a bathroom though, but it was just a hole in the floor of the train. 

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16926 on: March 09, 2017, 01:04:52 PM »
Hahaha, that's what I was thinking.  Been there, done that.  27 hour 3rd class train ride.  They had a bathroom though, but it was just a hole in the floor of the train.

Sounds like a shitty trip! 😂

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16927 on: March 09, 2017, 01:19:58 PM »
Hiking the AT has changed my perspective on the bathroom situation. Pooping au natural just isn't that difficult or as scary as we think it is.

Hahaha, good on you man! I thru-hiked the AT and only pooped "au natural" twice. The rest of the time I managed to hold it until I got to a shelter/privy!
I used a couple privies and then never again. Those things are nasty! There was shit, and blood, and who knows what else on the walls. And those privies were dispersed across a large geographical area so I don't think it was "just those privies." It makes me skin crawl just thinking about it.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16928 on: March 09, 2017, 01:24:46 PM »
Restroom situations while camping/less developed countries have no bearing on what I want in my home.
For 2 people: 2 restrooms; for 3-4 people: 3 restrooms.  4 would be a luxury, but I don't really want to clean that.
I haven't lived with more than 4 people.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16929 on: March 09, 2017, 01:28:41 PM »
Real Mustachians poop at work.

My husband likes to calculate how much he gets paid for pooping at work.

In other words, food poisoning = pay raise?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16930 on: March 09, 2017, 01:38:26 PM »
All this talk about bathrooms.... seriously I encourage everyone here to spend a good amount of time in a rural village in India, after having taken a 3rd class train ride overnight to this village. Afterwards you'll be happy that you only need to wait 10 minutes because your roommate is showering and you need to poop.
Ha, we went to Hong Kong and had a 5 liter electric boiler with a 10 minute timer - it wasn't hot but then again by the time it was empty you could sit down on the toilet (under the boiler) to lather up and wait for it to heat up again. Did I tell you my wife was pregnant at the time and once kicked me out halfway through?
Needless to say the bathroom was efficient at 4sqft. My knees either stuck out the door while "showering" or were banging up on to the sink which was far too large for a bathroom that size.

The bed was also a nice addition where it was claimed to be 6 feet long and my feet stuck out at least 30cm while I'm 6 foot 1. We did choose a hotel for under 25$ a night so we had it coming... We were in luck too, the other available room had a hole in the ground for a toilet  :D

We also went to mainland China (Dongguan province), stayed with my BIL at a large appartment and could shower daily without problem (under the leaking boiler on the balcony too, if you so chose). The balcony had a nice view on a plant from Lenovo :D
Best part about the inlaws is that they have some property here and there with renters (one of them rents for more than 30 years now). They are a lot more mustachian than we are over here and not even out of necessity.
Funny thing is that it's a bit of a custom to lend newlyweds money for a home (if your family is at least somewhat well off). They buy (or build) a small 2 or 3 level appartment and rent a few floors out. Meanwhile they pay back the family loan and end up living in the unrented part without noticble cost...

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16931 on: March 09, 2017, 01:41:06 PM »
In the US, its code to have at least one outlet in the bathroom. Against code to have zero. However they have to be GFCI.
What's the code say about having an electrical panel in a bathroom?

No idea, but I bet it's verbotten.

I haven't dealt with that one in a few decades, but IIRC,  No to bathrooms, stairways, landings, closets, etc.... Plus a minimum working space and headroom in the area in front of the panel, like 3' sq. of floor space, and 6'-6" of headroom.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16932 on: March 09, 2017, 03:37:04 PM »
I dunno... bathrooms are my least favorite to clean and having twice as many pretty much means twice as much cleaning (since bathroom usage tends to scale up in proportion to available bathrooms- or each toilet may get used half as often, but they will probably each be used sometime within the cleaning timeframe). 

If I ever build a bathroom, the number one criteria will be easy cleanability.  I am still considering  designing and patenting my ingenious new toilet design with no nooks, crannies, hinges, etc.  I'll put a drain in the floor and hose everything down with a pressure washer. Ohhh yeah

Don't worry, the MMM forumhas led me to a solution for that one. This amazing thread (http://forum.mrmoneymustache.com/ask-a-mustachian/advice-for-making-your-home-interior-easier-to-clean-and-maintain) has recommended Don Aslett's 'Make Your House Do The Housework' several times. I bought it, and he advocates (to a slightly excessive degree, perhaps) suspending everything and not mixing surfaces more than you have to. So you tile your entire bathroom and buy a suspended toilet like this one: http://cdn.stylisheve.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Suspended-Toilet-Designs-for-an-Original-Bathroom-Style_3.jpg

This forum is the best.

This toilet is supposedly designed to be as easy to clean as possible. As you see, all the parts are attached to the wall, not eachother.  http://standard.jetsgroup.com/en/Products/Toilets-and-urinals/Pearl.aspx

Can the hinge part be removed and hosed down?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16933 on: March 09, 2017, 05:48:15 PM »
All this talk about bathrooms.... seriously I encourage everyone here to spend a good amount of time in a rural village in India, after having taken a 3rd class train ride overnight to this village. Afterwards you'll be happy that you only need to wait 10 minutes because your roommate is showering and you need to poop.

 I've dropped turds where there was an outline for your feet and a hole in between and I hadn't showered in a week... but that doesn't mean in my life of relatively luxury that I want that at home. Perspective is good, but you don't have to model everything you've been exposed to.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16934 on: March 09, 2017, 05:58:15 PM »
Will someone- ANYONE- PLEASE post something you Heard at Work??

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16935 on: March 09, 2017, 06:12:32 PM »
Will someone- ANYONE- PLEASE post something you Heard at Work??

Well, I was in the restroom, and from the next stall I heard....


:)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16936 on: March 09, 2017, 07:16:47 PM »
For a household with 2 people 1 bathroom plus a separate toilet is ideal.

My BIL and his wife have one bathroom and a separate toilet.  But they also have have six kids.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16937 on: March 09, 2017, 08:40:49 PM »
I'm so amazed by these pooping issues....

I grew up in a house of 4 (mum, dad, 2 kids) and we never had an issue with our one toilet.

Although our toilet was separate to the bathroom. So you could poop while someone showered without being in the same room, they would just get a little cooked when you flushed and stole all the cold water!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16938 on: March 09, 2017, 09:32:09 PM »
We once stayed in a homestay in Georgetown, Penang, Malaysia.   Some of the Chinese clans have family jetty's over the water that have been there for generations.  We stayed in a home of the Chew family's jetty.  I woke up the first morning and went to take my morning constitutional, squatting over a hole under the shower head.   I heard a loud splash, and walked out onto the porch to wave goodbye to a big turd going out with the tide.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16939 on: March 09, 2017, 09:48:37 PM »
I'm so amazed by these pooping issues....

I grew up in a house of 4 (mum, dad, 2 kids) and we never had an issue with our one toilet.

Although our toilet was separate to the bathroom. So you could poop while someone showered without being in the same room, they would just get a little cooked when you flushed and stole all the cold water!
Ditto. My mom raised us two kids through out teenage years in a house with one toilet. I don't ever recall bathroom time being a big issue. I guess our family time didn't include explosive diarrhea.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16940 on: March 09, 2017, 11:17:39 PM »
My coworker mentioned that he's going to bring his six-year-old daughter to the office for the day a few weeks from now. This will be fun and cute; the kid is PUMPED about it and I don't mind at all. Here's the anti-mustachian part:

CW: She has it all planned out. We are going to stop at Tim Hortons on the way and get a donut. For lunch, we will go back to Tim Hortons so she can have a wrap.
Me: oh, fun! (cringe)

The kid is clearly conditioned to this, as evidenced by her dad's daily behaviour. Out for fast food nearly every day for lunch, commutes in brand new clown truck, big mortgage, pretty spendy lifestyle from what he's mentioned. He's a great guy and very hard worker; it just makes me sad to see him waste so much money.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16941 on: March 10, 2017, 12:09:05 AM »
My coworker mentioned that he's going to bring his six-year-old daughter to the office for the day a few weeks from now. This will be fun and cute; the kid is PUMPED about it and I don't mind at all. Here's the anti-mustachian part:

CW: She has it all planned out. We are going to stop at Tim Hortons on the way and get a donut. For lunch, we will go back to Tim Hortons so she can have a wrap.
Me: oh, fun! (cringe)

The kid is clearly conditioned to this, as evidenced by her dad's daily behaviour. Out for fast food nearly every day for lunch, commutes in brand new clown truck, big mortgage, pretty spendy lifestyle from what he's mentioned. He's a great guy and very hard worker; it just makes me sad to see him waste so much money.

Probably too young - but what about the childs math?
After all, at work you often need math! So train it and let the child add up what the cost for the eating stuff is as long as its at his dads work place. And how much hours Daddy has to work for it.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16942 on: March 10, 2017, 02:09:15 AM »
Will someone- ANYONE- PLEASE post something you Heard at Work??

Well, I was in the restroom, and from the next stall I heard....


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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16943 on: March 10, 2017, 06:34:35 AM »
Will someone- ANYONE- PLEASE post something you Heard at Work??

I feel really badly for one of my coworkers (who makes just under 6 figures) who can't get approved for a corporate credit card, and does not have one of her own, and is having to figure out how to pay for her travel expenses for an upcoming business trip...

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16944 on: March 10, 2017, 06:41:43 AM »

So you use the tub and toilet with the door open?
Ya, it's a bathroom off the bedroom which is at the end of the hallway,
if I had company it would be different.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16945 on: March 10, 2017, 07:04:26 AM »
I heard from a coworker that my boss (plant manager) wants to trade his year old truck for a 2017. He's pissed because he's put 20k+ miles on it in a year. Mainly because he can't commit to flights to see his family, so he drives 12 hours each way instead, many times a year.

I'm not even really sure if he uses it to do anything truck related because he's renting. I guess he uses it for hunting.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16946 on: March 10, 2017, 09:19:44 AM »
I heard from a coworker that my boss (plant manager) wants to trade his year old truck for a 2017. He's pissed because he's put 20k+ miles on it in a year. Mainly because he can't commit to flights to see his family, so he drives 12 hours each way instead, many times a year.

I'm not even really sure if he uses it to do anything truck related because he's renting. I guess he uses it for hunting.

I know some people who do this and it boggles my mind. Making long trips like this 1-2 a year for a week or so can make sense but they are doing it monthly and only for a normal weekend. You barely get any time to spend with family: if you hit the road after work on Friday, get home in the early morning of Saturday and have to leave by late afternoon at best on Sunday. You're spending equal time in the car as you are with the family.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16947 on: March 10, 2017, 09:32:06 AM »
I heard from a coworker that my boss (plant manager) wants to trade his year old truck for a 2017. He's pissed because he's put 20k+ miles on it in a year. Mainly because he can't commit to flights to see his family, so he drives 12 hours each way instead, many times a year.

I'm not even really sure if he uses it to do anything truck related because he's renting. I guess he uses it for hunting.

I know some people who do this and it boggles my mind. Making long trips like this 1-2 a year for a week or so can make sense but they are doing it monthly and only for a normal weekend. You barely get any time to spend with family: if you hit the road after work on Friday, get home in the early morning of Saturday and have to leave by late afternoon at best on Sunday. You're spending equal time in the car as you are with the family.

He kind of makes his own schedule so he'll often times leave on a Wednesday or something, and come back Monday. Maybe longer during a holiday. But still, he's averaged going once every 4-6 weeks in the past 5 months or so. In a truck!!! I think it's 1500+ miles each time.

We theorize that he bought the truck with cash because he said his payment was $450/month which is super low for a truck like he has, so he probably made up a number. His rent is dirt cheap because it's a rural town and he has no other expenses besides child support I guess? It could be worse...

I still can't believe it's a 2016 with 20k+ miles.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16948 on: March 10, 2017, 11:12:54 AM »
I heard from a coworker that my boss (plant manager) wants to trade his year old truck for a 2017. He's pissed because he's put 20k+ miles on it in a year. Mainly because he can't commit to flights to see his family, so he drives 12 hours each way instead, many times a year.

I'm not even really sure if he uses it to do anything truck related because he's renting. I guess he uses it for hunting.
So he chose to drive 20,000 miles in a year and he's pissed that he drove them? Is he angry about breathing too? Lol

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16949 on: March 10, 2017, 12:30:47 PM »
Us youngins' used to do this in the military. Get off duty Fri, drive ten plus hours home to visit for the weekend, back by 6AM Mon. I knew guys who did this several times a year. I did this a few times in the course of a couple of years. Never a quality visit, jetlagged for days on end from lack of quality sleep, etc.

I remember getting back on morn about an hour before quarters. Tough day. So many variables that could have prevented me from returning on time. I became a little smarter as I got older and quit that kind of nonsense.