had an ex-co-worker who leased jeep and other "tough-guy" looking trucks. guy was physically not in shape. he would constantly brag and belittle all of us, including our team lead, that he was the "most bestest hardworking guy because he had the best vehicle".
One co-worker told him, "You don't own them, you lease, so STFU."
One day, in a team meeting, he said he was "winning the race". (no one knows WTF he was talking about). eyes were rolling. shrugs.
I said, "you're winning. your vehicle is depreciating at a faster rate than my retirement accounts growing. congratulations." (this was mid 2015 when the market took a small dip.)
Much crazy laughter, 22 IT staff guffawing. Dumbass truck-boy (DTB is what we called him) did not get it. He was literally asking "what, what was the joke? I didn't get it, some explain."
He left a few months later. We had an office pot-luck party after he left.