Cows are smart enough to stay out of the way of cars, in my experience. I've never had a beef with cows. Moose and deer otoh, are pretty dimwitted.
Maybe you can just steer clear of the cows more easily. Seriously, how did nobody else jump on that pun?
IDK. I'm udderly disappointed in this forum.
You are milking this one for all it's worth. :)
I think we need to just moove on.
We can't stop now, the steaks are too high.
How about some sirloin, without the side of cowpie?
Or maybe we should stop since it's pasture bedtime.
You are trying to make me quit. I refuse. Now is the time to grab the bull by the horns.
Best exchange I've read in a long time. I could do this 'til the cows come home.
There is a large range of cow puns we can inflict on each other. But we should wrap it up before the mods take it out of our hides.
Right kids, I'm going to hit you all so hard with a leather strap you'll jump over the moon!
This is way to cheesy. But in all seriousness, the rareness of this entire exchange is well-done! I hope my thinly "vealed" enthusiasm doesn't graze by you unnoticed...
Be careful or the mods will horn in on all the fun.
Maybe they can be bribed with cow pies? Or buffalo chips?
I don't know, might be time to cud it out.
Looks like we have more time to ruminate.
Looks like mods got no beef with this.
Had to cannulate the misquotes.
Well done! The previous commenters really butchered the quotes. Now, can I per suede everybody to get back on topic?
All the puns... maybe it's time to switch to de-calf.
Hay, don't be hating on our funny puns.
I feel like we've started off on the wrong hoof. Puns are welcome in these parts. But I feel like we've herd them all by now.
Well don't tell any other sections of the forum, there'll be a stampede to come join.
Trying to think up ways to keep this going hurts my brain more than doing cowculus.
Will you stop complaining about some puns with more puns? It's all teat for tat.
It's getting hard to stomach. Or stomach. Or stomach. Or stomach.
That was terribull.
This exchange is the cream of the crop for this board.
Legendairy
Guys, come on, this is so off-topic. This thread is MEANT to be for online dating profile cowmedy.
Maybe we can switch to Spanish. I could use a vacation from these puns in English.
Whoo-ee, you all have me in real leather.
Non tienen una vaca, hombre!
No word yet on when we'll be mooving on from these puns. It will probably take bovine intervention to stop now.
Gyu don't say...
Nice to see folks who appreciate this brand of humor. If we were the beneficiaries of generous tipping, we could feed lots!
These puns made me gag so bad I needed the Heimlich manure.
I'm sure the OP would want to shank us for flanking his topic. Should we chuck the puns?
Well, these barely skim the surface of possible cow puns- maybe 2%. But the butter ones are long gone.
I'm more curious how skinny we can make the original quoted section. Is there a point where it will round?
Or should we trim the fat?
If I saw a good cow pun on a dating site, I'd be all in. I'd ask the guy to go to the moovies and get milkshakes. Maybe some skinny tipping if we dare. Cars I'm not so into.
Maybe if the guy was from Jersey he'd be into cow puns. ;-)
Guys, you gotta connect the quotes to see what happens with several responses! We need to hurry before the mods give it the ox.
Then someone will say: Enough is enough, tomorrow this will all be ground beef.
I do think this is the cheesiest thread I've seen on MMM yet. Well done. Just the thing to pick you up when you are blue--rare talent right there.
That was Prime. Well-done.
Indeed. These puns are a rare medium well-done.
A sign, no doubt, of the raw talent on this board. Certainly a cut above most forums.
We're not out of the barn yet.
I'm surprised this thread has now moo'ved to the 3rd page.
Seems like it was in a
stall for a bit, but I'm sure it will
field at least a few more puns.
If I weren't at work, I'd kick back with a
Swedish red wine and see how far it can get.