I smacked the coon doing 75 on the interstate and never even had a chance to tap the breaks. Destroyed my bumper and the plastic grill, but nothing a few zip-ties can't "fix".
How is this not yet a Garth Brooks song?
It was. He released 'Hotcakes' as a bonus track on the Japanese release of 1991's "Ropin' the Wind".
I smacked the coon doin' seveny-five on the interstaaaaeeete,
Destroyed my bumper and you know that's something I haaaaaeeete,
*slide guitar riff*
I never even had a chance to tap the braaaaaaaakes
But a few zip-ties an' that bumper was workin' like hotcaaaaaaakes
Yes a few zip-ties an' that bumper was workin' like hotcaaaaaaakes.
*backup singer repeats 'hotcakes', then guitar solo*