Sometimes, you just need to open yourself up to a kicking. I will try to keep this self face-punch / rant brief and to the point.
Work basically made us buy our own MacBooks to use*. I put said MacBook in my bag and cycled home. Fancied a beer. Bought a beer. Put said beer can in the bag. It explodes. Apple quote me $1,200 or so to fix as beer damage, along with water damage, isn't covered by shit (contents insurance is rare in China and Apple simply don't cover it).
So now, I need to buy yet another overpriced piece of metal to replace my 3 month old, still shiny metal paperweight (awesome choice of proprietary hardware guys).
Beer Stupidity is an anti-mustachian habit indeed. Come, punch me. It may even be cathartic.
*Pretty much what it says on the tin. Old company MacBooks were, well, old. To replace everyone's would be expensive, so instead they ship the cost to us under the guise of 'Buy your own MacBook and you get to keep it! (and use it for work everyday)'.