I'm going to my cousin's wedding this weekend. It's sure to be an epic train wreck of anti-mustachianism. Wanna hear how much the cake costs? You should probably sit down for this one. It costs......
$15,000. Yes, fifteen thousand dollars. And that's supposedly a "good deal! " because if they had gotten a cake from the venue, it would've been much more!
Oh yeah, my cousin and his bride- to- be are not paying for any of this wedding themselves. Their parents are paying for everything, and splitting it roughly equally. On top of that, my cousin was apparently complaining that his fiancee's parents were going to give "only" $20,000 as a gift!
Oh yes, it's gonna be a shitshow. Can't wait to see what happens this weekend.