I can't help it....
Shirt: 75% off Reebok Dry Fit Polo, about three years old #WearItEveryWeek
Pants: random brand khakis, bought at same sale as above referenced shirt #SheSoundsHideousWellShe'sAGuySo
Shoes: Red Wing casual shoes, Made in the USA, about five years old, #BIFL
Wallet: A business card holder I found in a drawer, no idea where it came from, assuming it was a free promotional item because it has a logo on it, age unknown. #FindersKeepers
Socks: generic black mid-calf socks, either two or five years old only determinable by state of disintegration and I didn't look when I put them on, brand unknown. #SexiestThingIOwn
Car: 2011 Ford Fiesta with 149k miles #FiestaFaction #ILookLikeTheReallyTallGuyInTheLittleCarFromTheSimpsons