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Title: Mercedes cologne
Post by: OurTown on August 07, 2017, 11:11:16 AM
Uh . . . http://www.dillards.com/brand/Mercedes+Benz/beauty-fragrance-for-him

I can't afford the cologne because I bought the car.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: slugline on August 08, 2017, 09:09:49 AM
I think it would be even funnier if a heavy user of this fragrance was unable to afford a car.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: OurTown on August 08, 2017, 12:00:38 PM
I wonder if they have regular & diesel? 
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: jinga nation on August 08, 2017, 01:14:02 PM
I wonder if they have regular & diesel?
I think you meant Premium Gasoline and BlueTEC.

TBH, I use the Diesel Masculine Eau De Cologne. It was free, can't remember how or why.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: meghan88 on August 08, 2017, 05:45:30 PM
Didn't Hummer also come out with a cologne?

Madison Avenue is capitalizing on the fact that brand recognition is a thing.

It even helps some heads of state to get elected, or so I've heard ...
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: calimom on August 08, 2017, 06:30:42 PM
Now YOU can have that New Car Smell -- all the time!
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: Chesleygirl on August 08, 2017, 09:38:20 PM
I like the design of the bottles, I must say.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: frugledoc on August 09, 2017, 02:56:32 AM
I like the design of the bottles, I must say.

It's all about the bottle and nothing to do with what's inside.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: OurTown on August 09, 2017, 06:58:40 AM
Didn't Hummer also come out with a cologne?

Madison Avenue is capitalizing on the fact that brand recognition is a thing.

It even helps some heads of state to get elected, or so I've heard ...

Are you more likely to get a "hummer" if you wear the Hummer cologne?

Sorry, that was crude.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: calimom on August 11, 2017, 11:51:01 AM
If they ever market a  Tesla Cologne, it will come in a biodegradable vessel and smell like zero emissions.
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: TheGrimSqueaker on August 11, 2017, 03:01:19 PM
Now YOU can have that New Car Smell -- all the time!

When I first saw the title I thought: "Hmm, who wants to smell like a German taxi?"
Title: Re: Mercedes cologne
Post by: Goldielocks on August 11, 2017, 03:57:16 PM
I wonder if they have regular & diesel?
I think you meant Premium Gasoline and BlueTEC.

TBH, I use the Diesel Masculine Eau De Cologne. It was free, can't remember how or why.

No, no, no.   The true scent of a manly car man is "Fast Orange".