The comments are the best!
"I think girls buy expensive designer purses to impress other girls. I mean c'mon, when's the last time you heard a guy say something like, 'she was ugly, but that purse bro...I couldn't resist!!'."
"Never know, the nice purse could lead some mice to the cheese they are after."
"stinky, unwashed cheese"
"Oh, that's nasty tasting,but I'll get over it."