UMM... for that price the water better come from the Fountain of Youth!
Well, maybe not a fountain of youth, exactly, but my neighbor has been living here and drinking the water since about 1960. He'll be 99 next month, and still has all his marbles, and is healthy enough to do yard work & play with their dogs.
Now my other neighbor, who drinks mostly cheap beer (Budweiser), and lots of it, looks about the same age, and enjoys similar health, despite being about 30 years younger.