My 25 yr old daughter is home for Christmas. She said
she had a small tree (4 ft tall) this year, she said she usually
has a much bigger tree. When she went to water it, she found
it didn't drink much at all.
I said, "oh a real treetotaler".
It get's worse, she didn't understand and had never heard the word teetotaler, so I had to explain teetotaler to her. Then she said, she said I still don't get it.
I said, "Your tree didn't drink much". She was then disappointed, she said, she had just told one of her friends. that puns were her favorite kind of humor, and then this went right by her.