god, what the fuck is wrong with this fucking website?!!?!!!?? I hate that millenials are associated with this shit!
the salad "article"... just... ahhhhhhhhh! clearly you fuckers are eating salad more than once a week so I don't know what this "it rots in my fridge" whiny bullshit is all about. you don't have to buy your salad ingredients in fucking wholesale quantities! and learn to store your greens properly, it's a game-changer! I recently decided to stop being lazy about this, and my last bunch of swiss chard lasted two weeks (probably woulda lasted longer but I ate it all up... it was a huuuuuge bunch too) and I have arugula in my fridge that's going on three weeks. THREE WEEKS MOTHERFUCKERS! if you can't use up a bag of greens in three weeks then you are LYING about liking salad. oh yeah and did I mention that these enormous bundles of greens cost me $5 TOTAL at the farmer's market?!!? that's right, for the price of ONE of your stupid bourgie salads I had GREENS FOR DAYS!
don't get me wrong, I'm not perfect, I'm still in the process of weaning my boyfriend off those pricy bagged salad kits, but at least we sure as fuck don't go to a restaurant on a weeknight to order a SALAD!
/end unreasonable salad rant