Now, now - that's a little bit of hyperbole, don't you think? It's actually a set of TWO soaps, one black and one white, for $31.59 CAD, not $32. The website doesn't say how many grams they weigh, but I'm sure they're a good size. And they are scented and come packaged for gifting! Seems completely reasonable to me ...http://www.potterybarn.com/products/gianna-rose-dog-soap-set/?pkey=e%7Cdog%7C12%7Cbest%7C0%7C1%7C24%7C%7C8&cm_src=PRODUCTSEARCH||NoFacet-_-NoFacet-_-NoMerchRules-_- In fact, I think I can afford to pay the extra $15 for rush delivery in 2 days ...
A 250 gram piece of black soap shaped like Scottish Terrier. After one use, I am sure that it will approximate the shape of a large turd.
Here in the USA, $32 is only $24 so, really, you can't pass up a bargain like that!
Maybe we could start a Mustachian Slap ExchangeTM, where we could ask others on the Board here to slap our relatives for us (escalating to face punches if necessary), to save us the family strife involved with doing it ourselves!
it's much more mustachian to buy turd shaped soap then to make a dog soap into a turd soaphttp://www.amazon.com/Corn-Poop-Shaped-Hand-Soap/dp/B003ATOTK0