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elysianfields

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I've got big balls...
« on: June 22, 2018, 07:31:29 AM »
Shirley the biking folks on this forum can appreciate both the safety and coolness factor of Cycling Balls, just $11.99 plus shipping.  He's got big balls, and she's got big balls...

Check out their other "great" products you cannot live without, such as a self-stirring coffee mug, annimal paw socks, and belly bum bag!

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2018, 07:44:17 AM »
Surely you jest.

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2018, 07:54:25 AM »
Meh, seen these on a few bikes and honest opinion.   

NOPE!

As ridiculous as they seem, and at that price..... I'm guessing those whom have bought these are compensating for something!

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2018, 10:54:48 AM »
I liked them better when they were dangling from trailer hitches of laughably oversized pickup trucks (double overcompensation). 

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2018, 12:01:16 PM »
I think they are hilarious. Would I buy them? No. Only because I'd rather not explain to my kid what they are, and god forbid someone at work saw it should I have them installed for a work commute.

But I enjoy dirty humor like this, which makes me uncultured I guess.

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2018, 12:29:15 PM »
I liked them better when they were dangling from trailer hitches of laughably oversized pickup trucks (double overcompensation).

I really hate it when people separate words in a phrase with a period and a capital letter, but... Dumbest. Thing. Ever.

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2018, 02:18:56 PM »
They're just translucent truck nutz with LED lights. There's be more ridicule "is that how small yours is?".

And don't need to aggravate cagers when all you got is a helmet. Safety first. Better to put regular better lights on your bike than this sad sack.

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2018, 11:19:24 AM »
That song, and that whole album, (Dirty Deeds), is fantastic.

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2018, 11:24:55 AM »
That song, and that whole album, (Dirty Deeds), is fantastic.

When I read the subject line, the first thing that popped into my mind was: "Are they upper-upper class high society?"

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2018, 03:38:01 AM »
That song, and that whole album, (Dirty Deeds), is fantastic.

When I read the subject line, the first thing that popped into my mind was: "Are they upper-upper class high society?"

God's gift to ballroom notoriety!

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Re: I've got big balls...
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2018, 02:57:40 PM »
 The only thing those might be good for is hanging them on cars in the Church parking lot.
I might go to church just to hear the conversation the next Sunday!