Even setting all that aside, you're so wholly missing the point that I literally facepalmed. Regardless of which region Ohio is in...
Seems like you're the one who's completely missing the point. Regardless of whether or not YOU consider Ohio to be a midwestern state or not, I was clearly not referring to your part of Ohio in my description. You say Ohio has forests, lakes, small hills, etc. Well, shouldn't it be perfectly clear to the meanest intellect that that does not match up with my comment about places that are flat and filled with cornfields from horizon to horizon? (OK, maybe broken by the occasional field of soybeans.) So you've gotten your kinckers in a twist over nothing.
