In case you can't get the link to work (or it makes you sign up for their list-which I did so I could get this gem to put on here), the text of the ad is as follows:
"
HandpressoEspresso from the Driver's Seat
Handpresso has revolutionized the portability of coffee—this brand specializes in simple, mobile espresso makers that go with you. This sale features the ever-popular Handpresso Auto which makes dreamy, delicious espresso from the comfort of your cup holder. Hit the road with your favorite shot of caffeine with this easy tool."
https://www.touchofmodern.com/sales/handpressoIts essentially a single shot espresso maker that plugs into the cigarette lighter thing in your car, so you can make espresso on your commute to work. I won't lie, a tiny pre-mustachian part of my brain thought this was pretty nifty. Then I thought about all antimustachian concepts it espouses and punched myself in the face.
Its on sale for only $169.99 (regularly $199.99).
Off to get another free cup from our kitchen at work :)