I'm out east with friends last week strolling around Boston. We do the usual tourist stuff like "Cheers" which was all well and good, but then they just wanted to keep stopping for drinks and apps. I wanted to walk around, take in the sights...not sit and sip expensive drinks all day on outdoor patios.
So, we're walking around and one girl keeps saying, "Where we going to stop next?" Finally, the group plops down at a table on an outdoor patio. I go to the Wendy's next door to use the bathroom and buy a Frosty.
Afterwards, I joined them at their trendy little bistro with my $.99 frosty. While I was taking a dump at Wend's they ordered a pitcher of Sangria and an appetizer 'for the table'. I partake in nothing. They kept offering me the food and beverage they decided to buy at the bistro THEY wanted to go to.
Sure enough, the $90 bill comes and one douche (my girlfriend's new boyfriend) chirps, "$15 each!"
Of course, I say, "Uh, no, I don't think so. I didn't eat or drink one thing at this table. You guys will have to split it five ways." What a doucherocket. Really? I would never do that to a friend. Some people.