'Got bad health? YOU'RE SCREWED!'
'Got good genes? YOU'RE SCREWED!'
That part is pretty classic.
Unfortunately I used this guy (or someone just like him) for about 10 years thinking I was being responsible by hiring an "expert." However, if you can get the book
Millionaire Teacher to cycle through your friends in that district, then they will realize that he has his hands in their pockets, and they are probably smarter than he is anyway. Even if they don't use the strategy in the book, it does have a really great warning section about these guys.