While people do have problems in all walks of life, it is particularly douchey to humblebrag.
"Humblebrag" was coined by the late comic Harris Wittels, and essentially means a boast casually mentioned in the context of something else in order to downplay it."
Humblebrag examples:
https://twitter.com/humblebragA few examples from the article specifically:
As my life coach has explained to me, however, positives can’t exist without negatives
Brags about having a life coach
the hours of Trump’s fitness center aren’t conducive to my nocturnal lifestyle. The gym is rather fancy though when it is open, providing iced towels, apples, and lemon-water to all patrons
Woe is me for the terrible gym hours
A key fob is required to access the elevators, and you are only able to access the one floor on which you live. That prevents you from sneaking up to the 84th floor to stalk Derrick Rose
Name dropping who lives in the building with him as an excuse to complain about the key fob situation.
The carpet in the hallways is thick and plush, such that when you walk from the elevator, down the hallway to your unit, you are shocked from touching the metal door handle
Luxurious carpet is the worst!
The listing agent informed me that this particular flooring is $30/square foot, and so replacing the floors in a 2,700 square foot unit would cost a cool $81,000. Sorry Carrie Bradshaw, you can’t come over
Poor guy can't even fully enjoy his flooring cause it is too expensive.
Also when complaining about the dishwasher he has a view of the entire apartment with the city view and has an arrow pointing to the dishwasher so you know what bother him, while of course showing off the rest.
