This should be "Delusional Millennials", not delusional Canadians.
Just another example of some from that generation saying "gimme, gimme, gimme, now, now, now" I want the big salary even though I'm a newbie straight out of school, I want the big house, even if I have no money, I want to go to college, and not any college like a community college, but top of the line, even though your dumber than a rock and have to borrow a shit ton of money for it.
Well Jack and Marianne, here's a effing dose of reality - you have to choose between competing priorities. And your choice is clear, based on your actions - you'd rather eat out (are you fucking kidding me, $970 a month - that's $16 a DAY, EACH. REALLY!!!!!) AND you're somehow also managing to piss away another $1,000 / month on food - another $16 / day each. How is that physically possible? And $400 / month on clothes? And a grand a month on travel? WTF Batman.....Yep - you, as expressed by your behavior, don't want an "early" retirement (cough, cough....early 60's isn't "early"), you don't want that house, and your kids are just going to have to wait.
Nope....like so many of the generation that experienced "everyone gets a trophy" and helicopter parents insuring you never felt bad, you were, sadly, denied experience in the real world where choices and competing interests are reality, where you're told you're not the best, and where not everything is rainbow unicorns farting perfume on a perfect sunny summer afternoon.