I must say, I thought of this thread as soon as I saw this transaction occur yesterday evening.
Trendy 20-something in work out gear: "Can I get a pack of Marlboro Blue's?"
Clerk: "No problem, that'll be $5.50."
Trendy 20-something in work out gear: "Great, thanks!"
Clerk: "Can I get anything else for you?"
Trendy 20-something in work out gear: "Yes, could I get $2 on pump #9?"
I almost started to laugh standing right next to her, but instead, politely smiled to myself and made mental note to share the incident with you all