Italian castle anyone?
Actually, that sounds kinda fun. Use the vineyard to make a fancy private wine, rent out rooms as a high-end B&B + golf location, cater to the super rich...I'd move to Italy for a business like that if the money worked out (it probably would not at $27,000,00 :p)
I'm more entertained by the fancy shoes that were bought and then
put on a mantelpiece on display instead of worn. That is just...what? Really?