if you want to buy new cars, one, two or a half dozen, and come out of FIRE, then you're better off going to hang out at Bogleheads. You're allowed to humblebrag your Rolex, mid-life Porsche crisis (numerous threads), luxury SUVs, yooge houzz, Blue Apron, etc. But you can't use the "7 words you can't say on TV".
If you want badassity, stay here on MMMForumz.