Breakup Concierge

[Montecarlo]

Wut?

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-uber-for-breakups-can-help-you-move-out-of-your-exs-place-for-up-to-500-2019-02-20?mod=family-finances

[ender]

I actually can see this being valuable.

Oftentimes people going through breakups are emotionally wrecked/distraught and there may even be safety issues at hand.

[SpeedReader]

I guess I could see it if you were escaping an abusive relationship and needed to hide the move-out planning.  Otherwise, um, no.

[horsepoor]

I read that as breakfast concierge.  Like maybe someone who brings you breakfast in bed?

I’m hungry..

[Hula Hoop]

I think this is a great idea.  I once had to help a friend and her child move out of the house of her abusive ex.  It was a really complicated task and friend was not in a fit state to do it all alone. 

[Capsu78]

No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

[SpeedReader]

No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records
And then change your number
Guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Now that tune will be stuck in my head for the rest of the night.  :-)