Full confession:
In a past life, I used to drink a 20oz soda and have a package of poptarts (brown sugar FTW) for breakfast. Every.Single.Day.
Oh and I got both from the overpriced vending machine at work. Because that's cost efficient.
Nowadays thinking of eating poptarts, much less washing it down with a bottle of soda, kinda makes me want to yak. I use this as proof that anybody can change ;)