Heading down the Massachusetts Turnpike today. The limit is 65 MPH, and there are state troopers EVERYWHERE. Much to my surprise, a tiny dick special is rolling coal in the left lane, doing at least 90MPH. This guy has a lifted diesel that's all black. Limo tint windows, and at least $10K in stupid shit bolted on, including big rims, and all kinds of special grilles, bumpers, etc ...
The best part, gentle readers? This pathetic pile of look at me has TEXAS plates. I quietly smile and tell the wife we will be seeing him sometime soon. Yep, it doesn't take long before he is on the shoulder, parked in a sea of flashing lights, and awaiting the various performance awards being written by the state trooper. What a tool.
I live in PA. and marvel at the out of state idiots who sit beside I-80 getting tickets, before and after every Penn State game, undoubtedly all pissed that they can't return to their Alma Mater, while driving their Land Rovers and seven series BMWs with NY,NJ and CT plates, across PA. at 90 MPH. How this tool thought he could drive a Texas plated rig pig mobile through Mass at that speed is beyond me. That must be one empty cowboy hat, LOL.