You guys can facepunch me all you want, but I'm 99% sure I'm buying an iPhone 7. I've carried a work-issued iPhone for the past 4+ years, and not had my own phone. Now I'm changing jobs, obviously losing my work phone, and will be phone less. As mentioned, my phone is my primary (as in 95%+) method of using the internet, etc. I'm less confused with having the latest and greatest for image sake, and more concerned with losing on the back end as far as not being able to upgrade OSs and all the tangible benefits thereof (app compatibility, security, etc) when Apple decides to change things around in 3 years. So yeah, point laugh and ridicule, but I fully expect to order the new phone when it becomes available. No, I won't be sleeping outside to get it.