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FireLane

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Bottled water is so inconvenient. What to do, what to do...
« on: October 08, 2019, 11:04:14 AM »
If it's a hassle lugging around those big, heavy cases of bottled water made of wasteful planet-destroying plastic, have I got a solution for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTTLXs5r2SI

For a very reasonable monthly charge, you can pay someone else to carry those big, heavy cases of bottled water made of wasteful planet-destroying plastic into your house. Genius! As we all know, there's simply no other way of obtaining water that's anywhere near as cheap or convenient.

Best of all, this service comes to us courtesy of Nestle, whose corporate ethics are impeccable. It's certainly not as if they have a long history of leeching off municipal sources for virtually nothing, even in drought-stricken areas, so they can package and resell public resources for profit.

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Re: Bottled water is so inconvenient. What to do, what to do...
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2019, 12:25:10 PM »
I have an even better solution!  I have these things in my kitchen and bathrooms that dispense both hot and cold water whenever I want it!  I just write a check every month to my local government water utility and they keep it flowing.  The also throw in weekly trash collection and take care of my "used" water!

Just Joe

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Re: Bottled water is so inconvenient. What to do, what to do...
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2019, 02:22:09 PM »
But, but, but I'd need to quit my job to be home when the truck comes...