Similar to this one?
That's the one!
" I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years.
When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying."....
"The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident."
"As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage."
Looks like they may have changed the format a bit, I don't see as many funny reviews and see only verified purchaser reviews.