In slightly less insane news, I got a confirmation email from Amazon the other day thanking me for my order of a $90 pair of boxing gloves.
Roughly 17 seconds later, after dialing DW (who shares my account) to figure out WTF was going on, I discovered this was just a favor to her family back home. Every time we visit, they hit her up to bring things they can't get there. At least they pay her back! This time her mom is visiting us and will tote these home at the end.
$90 though? Holy fuck. We both have gloves and occasionally trot them out to hit the bag at the gym. Neither set was more than $30, and they're great.