anti-mustachian ads

[ashem]

I keep getting mailers for a cleaning service that has trademarked the slogan: "Life is too short to clean your own home."

I also saw a bra at Target that apparently, "Eliminates back fat." I was tempted to take the tag off the bra and stick it on a bike instead.

[Mrs MM]

"Eliminates back fat." I was tempted to take the tag off the bra and stick it on a bike instead.

Haha!  Do it! 

[Jamesqf]

I also saw a bra at Target that apparently, "Eliminates back fat."

I can't help but wonder exactly how that is supposed to work.  All I can think of is that it has an underwire wrapping all the way around, so when the Harlequin bodice-ripper hero grabs a fistful and gives an impatient tug, it sort of slices it off.

[TLV]

Perhaps it squeezes enough that the back fat gets pushed around to the front?

[DoubleDown]

That citibank credit card ad, where the girlfriend breaks up with the guy because he's "Boring -- boring -- boring!"

So he signs up for their credit card and becomes "interesting" by paying (with the credit card) to meet celebrities and do other expensive things!

[Trebek]

That citibank credit card ad, where the girlfriend breaks up with the guy because he's "Boring -- boring -- boring!"

So he signs up for their credit card and becomes "interesting" by paying (with the credit card) to meet celebrities and do other expensive things!

hahahahaha that's just wrong on SO many levels lol

It basically sums up the entire reason I stopped watching television over a decade ago. "We assume you're a retard and will be fooled by our lame attempt at selling our shitty product!"

[happy]

Perhaps it squeezes enough that the back fat gets pushed around to the front?

Haha, sadly I've never found a bra that is that helpful

[ashem]

Perhaps it squeezes enough that the back fat gets pushed around to the front?

Hilarious! If you can figure out how to make that product, you'll be insanely rich.

I found the 'boring' commercial: http://thiscommercialsucks.blogspot.com/2012/10/spend-your-way-to-better-life-part-17.html

Here are some other gems:

http://thiscommercialsucks.blogspot.com/2012/10/racist-sexist-stupid-your-wal-mart.html

http://thiscommercialsucks.blogspot.com/2012/05/ford-presents-overcompensation-101.html