Reading about anti-mustachian relatives made me think of my relatives. Except in the anti-mustachian sense, they are not a source of fun-- they are pretty dang frugal. So frugal, in fact, they are hilarious. No need to say that my favorite, cousin "Davey," is an elderly child of the depression.
Cousin Davey:
...Wears socks until they are full of holes. Where-upon he wears them two pairs at a time, mis-aligning the holes so that he has full foot coverage.
...Keeps and uses a "clothing tree" made for him by another cousin as a joke. At night, he hangs all of his clothes, including socks (see above) on the clothing tree to air out, so he can get another day out of them.
...Uses the fleet of old cars (donated by relatives, mostly) in his yard as storage units for stuff someone might need someday. Which we might, and if we do, Cousin Davey will have it.
O.k., your turn.