As usual, the comments section is the most entertaining/sad:
i) story of every girl
ii)I know everyone says money can't buy happiness, but it can buy me boat!
iii) but really, there's a mason jar shaped like a teapot?!
iv) Story of my life. At least I get miles for all the crap I buy.
v) "this is me" (said by about 50 different people in the first 200 comments)