I want the slippers! I will admit to having cleaned many a floor by throwing a damp towel on the floor and "mopping" w/ my feet. I do think the book holder might be good for someone who is actually disabled. Years ago I had carpal tunnel and a piched nerve in my neck - reading comfortably was hard. But the guy in the looks paralyzed.
Oh, pre-toasted bread does sound funny, but it is actually a normal food in my world. My family is Dutch and I grew up eating rusk - basically a hard, crispy bread (aka pre-toasted) that lasts a really long time b/c it is dried (I think they used it to feed sailors.)
Lark