What a gift from the generous folks at California Lottery. "The lottery folks say they're just trying to make things easier for all of us. 'Californians, we have something to do, we are very, very busy people.'" Wow, they're really making life better for hard-working Californians. *sheds tear*
I love the ending of the article, too: "But one thing is certain: With gas prices where they are today, it seems as though you've got to win the lottery just to fill up your tank." Yep, it's just so hard to afford all this fuel, amIright? *tears off in GMC Yukon Denali XL*