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"Nation's Money Constantly Disgusted By What Americans Doing With It" -The Onion

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Trudie:
Bang on.

http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-money-constantly-disgusted-by-what-america-38289?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

solon:
“But I’ve changed hands and been used to purchase the Transformers Blu-ray box set 10 times in the past year alone. It’s exasperating.”

Comedy gold.

LPG:
Was this written by a Mustachian? Because it sure sounds like it was.

Raenia:
Love it!  The Onion can always cheer up my day :)

RecoveringCarClown:
Solid gold, love the imagery!

"The nation’s currency also expressed dismay at having to constantly cycle through the same series of frivolous and dispiriting transactions over and over again. One sum of money has reportedly been trapped within a one-block radius of a Camden, NJ check-cashing business for the past 16 years, and another sum in Reno, NV is believed to have spent its entire existence rotating between the roulette tables at a run-down casino and the cash register of a nearby pawn shop."

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