Not trying to offend anyone, so my apologies if it does.
Prom season is here folks! So, time to buy a $600 dress, pay for $100 worth of hair and makeup, $100 shoes, $100 for pictures, $100 for flowers pay for the kids dinner and limo ride so they can take lots of selfies on their iPhone 5!
Christmas is coming, the kids need a new ATV, and a chrome tailpipe for their car! Oh, no, the kids don't have time for a side job, or mowing lawns. But I'll pay for the car payment, insurance, huge cell phone plan, a Xbox 360, PS4. All the kids need the new iPad coming out.
No, my kids won't wear that. Their clothes have to come from Justice, or Abercrombie.
"Oh my, kids are so expensive, they are bleeding me dry!"