"Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!

[Inaya]

http://www.us.kohler.com/us/Numi-Intelligent-Comfort-Height-skirted-one-piece-elongated-dual-flush-toilet-(less-remote)/productDetail/toilets/949936.htm?skuId=949924&brandId=430036


Not only does it have a foot warmer AND a heated seat, you can use Bluetooth to store your favorite MP3s to its on-board SD card. You can also program your toilet with a welcome message. Presumably with instructions so your guests can figure out how to use it?

[marty998]

I'm curious to know what sort of welcome message one might record...

"Hello, My name's <insert name of arch nemesis>. I'll be your toilet for today and I'm happy to take all the shit you can throw at me!"

???

[cube.37]

I'm loving the third picture...It must be pretty cool if models are using it. AND I won't have to miss out on all the fun if i'm having stomach problems during a pool party!

[slugline]

Oh, but it's not just $6338! Notice that buying one of the remotes ($575 standard or $675 premium) is "required."

[Frankies Girl]

Bob's Burgers Episode: O.T. The Outside Toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLSa2f4gxes

That Kohler one should tell better jokes for that price.

[Threshkin]

But, but...it has colored lights!

[The Guru]

That's a toilet!?! It looks like a laundry hamper. Which is a bad thing to confuse with a toilet.

[Kaydedid]

Sister paid extra to get Kohler fixtures in her house, and she has had all the problems, from clogged toilets to leaking sinks and shower heads.  Meanwhile, our off brand stuff hasn't had a single issue.

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[TheGrimSqueaker]

I'm barely coherent in the mornings. The last thing I need is a crapper that's smarter than me.

[SeaEhm]

To be frank... I would actually pay $1,000 to $2,000 for a toilet that included state of the art cleansing technology.


I guess I would only buy this toilet if I had this house.  Only problem is that the toilet seems to be facing the wrong way.

[SeaEhm]

just saw that the toilet is in the living room. 

Friends come over

"Hey what are you watching?"

Oh.. Just John on the John