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"Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« on: September 29, 2016, 02:30:59 PM »
http://www.us.kohler.com/us/Numi-Intelligent-Comfort-Height-skirted-one-piece-elongated-dual-flush-toilet-(less-remote)/productDetail/toilets/949936.htm?skuId=949924&brandId=430036


Not only does it have a foot warmer AND a heated seat, you can use Bluetooth to store your favorite MP3s to its on-board SD card. You can also program your toilet with a welcome message. Presumably with instructions so your guests can figure out how to use it?

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2016, 03:10:08 PM »
I'm curious to know what sort of welcome message one might record...

"Hello, My name's <insert name of arch nemesis>. I'll be your toilet for today and I'm happy to take all the shit you can throw at me!"

???

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2016, 03:14:10 PM »
I'm loving the third picture...It must be pretty cool if models are using it. AND I won't have to miss out on all the fun if i'm having stomach problems during a pool party!

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2016, 03:23:26 PM »
Oh, but it's not just $6338! Notice that buying one of the remotes ($575 standard or $675 premium) is "required."

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2016, 03:37:57 PM »
Bob's Burgers Episode: O.T. The Outside Toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLSa2f4gxes

That Kohler one should tell better jokes for that price.

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2016, 04:13:00 PM »
But, but...it has colored lights!

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2016, 05:58:22 PM »
That's a toilet!?! It looks like a laundry hamper. Which is a bad thing to confuse with a toilet.

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Re: &quot;Intelligent&quot; Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2016, 05:58:34 PM »
Sister paid extra to get Kohler fixtures in her house, and she has had all the problems, from clogged toilets to leaking sinks and shower heads.  Meanwhile, our off brand stuff hasn't had a single issue.

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2016, 01:15:57 AM »
I'm barely coherent in the mornings. The last thing I need is a crapper that's smarter than me.

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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2016, 10:40:01 AM »
To be frank... I would actually pay $1,000 to $2,000 for a toilet that included state of the art cleansing technology.


I guess I would only buy this toilet if I had this house.  Only problem is that the toilet seems to be facing the wrong way.


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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2016, 10:40:43 AM »
just saw that the toilet is in the living room. 

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