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Around the Internet => Antimustachian Wall of Shame and Comedy => Topic started by: sekritdino on December 15, 2014, 11:11:51 PM

Title: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: sekritdino on December 15, 2014, 11:11:51 PM
Apparently on Black Friday, Cards Against Humanity sold people $6 boxes of poop. Poop.

They made $180,000.

http://jezebel.com/yes-cards-against-humanity-made-180-000-selling-boxes-1671540094?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Edit: Turns out they only made $6,000 and donated it all to Heifer International. Yay!
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: arebelspy on December 15, 2014, 11:48:11 PM
I bought some. Hasn't arrived yet.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: UnleashHell on December 16, 2014, 04:54:35 AM
I bought some. Hasn't arrived yet.

that's just bullshit..
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: Rural on December 16, 2014, 05:40:24 AM
I've spent more than that on poop. But I try very hard to make sure I have enough compost so I don't have to anymore.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: Gone Fishing on December 16, 2014, 08:05:05 AM
Heifer International is our favorite non-profit!
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: Kaspian on December 16, 2014, 09:04:09 AM
Well, bottled water, canned air...  This seems like a natural progession.  Next up:  dust and regular dirt.  Potting soil?  No, just dirt.  Some shitty old dirt you'd find beside a gravel driveway or swept up from somebody's back patio.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: OutBy40 on December 16, 2014, 09:10:26 AM
Women do this all the time, but they call them "hand bags" instead of poop.

Men do this all the time, but it's called a "Porsche" instead of poop.

;)
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: gimp on December 16, 2014, 09:23:01 AM
Women do this all the time, but they call them "hand bags" instead of poop.

Men do this all the time, but it's called a "Porsche" instead of poop.

Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

(Shouldn't this be in the opposite forum, considering the company mocks black friday? Last year instead of a black friday discount, they had a black friday surcharge.)
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: Patrick A on December 16, 2014, 02:13:02 PM
Yeah but it's COLLECTORS poop.  ( :
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: sekritdino on December 16, 2014, 09:39:10 PM
Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

LOL!

The Antimustacian part was that people bought the $6 poop. Even some of our own bought it! :-O
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: arebelspy on December 16, 2014, 09:45:17 PM
Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

LOL!

The Antimustacian part was that people bought the $6 poop. Even some of our own bought it! :-O

Thanks for the reminder, gotta go check the mail!

How is buying exactly what I want anti-Mustachian?  Paying for a fun joke where the profits go to charity?  Sounds pretty great to me.  ;)
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: going2ER on December 17, 2014, 08:17:00 AM
Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

LOL!

The Antimustacian part was that people bought the $6 poop. Even some of our own bought it! :-O

Thanks for the reminder, gotta go check the mail!

How is buying exactly what I want anti-Mustachian?  Paying for a fun joke where the profits go to charity?  Sounds pretty great to me.  ;)

You would have been better to donate your money directly to Heifer, only $0.20 of your $6 actually went to the charity.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: arebelspy on December 17, 2014, 08:27:23 AM
Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

LOL!

The Antimustacian part was that people bought the $6 poop. Even some of our own bought it! :-O

Thanks for the reminder, gotta go check the mail!

How is buying exactly what I want anti-Mustachian?  Paying for a fun joke where the profits go to charity?  Sounds pretty great to me.  ;)

You would have been better to donate your money directly to Heifer, only $0.20 of your $6 actually went to the charity.

I already have my own charities I support.  I wanted the poop, not to donate the money.  That was a side effect decided by the company, not me.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: LalsConstant on December 17, 2014, 08:41:28 AM
Clearly there is an obvious lack of understanding of the spirit of Cards Against Humanity in the forum.

I will leave it at that since humor is subjective.   
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: NoraLenderbee on December 17, 2014, 04:20:23 PM
Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

LOL!

The Antimustacian part was that people bought the $6 poop. Even some of our own bought it! :-O

Thanks for the reminder, gotta go check the mail!

How is buying exactly what I want anti-Mustachian?  Paying for a fun joke where the profits go to charity?  Sounds pretty great to me.  ;)

With all the free dog and cat poop out there, not to mention the kind you generate yourself, you paid $6 for some? That's like buying a $6 Starbucks drink when coffee is pouring from the sky. :)
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: arebelspy on December 17, 2014, 10:47:25 PM
Our cats do generate a fair amount of poop that goes straight to the garbage.

I don't like coffee. But if the Cards Against Humanity people were selling some for a few bucks, I'd buy it.

Hopefully it isn't poop flavored. Then again, that might improve the taste of coffee.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: dragoncar on December 19, 2014, 03:55:29 PM
Hey. HEY! HEY ASSHOLE! Where can I get a Porsche for $6? Thanks!

LOL!

The Antimustacian part was that people bought the $6 poop. Even some of our own bought it! :-O

Thanks for the reminder, gotta go check the mail!

How is buying exactly what I want anti-Mustachian?  Paying for a fun joke where the profits go to charity?  Sounds pretty great to me.  ;)

You would have been better to donate your money directly to Heifer, only $0.20 of your $6 actually went to the charity.

I already have my own charities I support. I wanted the poop, not to donate the money.  That was a side effect decided by the company, not me.

Like USPS?
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: guitar_stitch on December 30, 2014, 08:46:46 AM
It should be mentioned that the Poop move was a unique protest against the lunacy of Black Friday.  Additionally, poop was the only thing you could get from their site on that day.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: trailrated on December 30, 2014, 09:42:26 AM
Where does one apply to be a box pooper?
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: greenmimama on December 30, 2014, 10:29:34 AM
Heifer International is our favorite non-profit!

Ours too!!
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: AlexK on December 30, 2014, 11:34:13 AM
Does the box have a guarantee on it?
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: Kriegsspiel on December 30, 2014, 04:59:19 PM
Where does one apply to be a box pooper?

Whoa whoa whoa... I thought it was bull poop. If you are saying it is HUMAN turd, I am now interested.
Title: Re: $6 poop. Literally.
Post by: mydogismyheart on January 02, 2015, 02:09:21 PM
It gets even better.  This $6 poop is worth money on ebay.  I bought 2 of them in hopes that maybe it wasn't ACTUALLY poop, or maybe it came with something fun.  It didn't. It was just poop.  So I resold them on Ebay for $13 a piece.