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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1100 on: September 22, 2017, 08:00:27 PM »
I realize I may be getting in over my head with this question, but... why do you want your car to be loud? I have never understood.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1101 on: September 23, 2017, 06:25:41 AM »
I realize I may be getting in over my head with this question, but... why do you want your car to be loud? I have never understood.

I had an incredibly dysfunctional childhood....loud ostentatious cars allow me to make up for that.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1102 on: September 23, 2017, 12:40:06 PM »
I want this...



Thinking about selling my sports car (~3x the value of the bike) and buying one. We'll see if I can make myself do it - have had my car for nearly 10 years now and it's hard to let go.

Just do it already. :-)

I have a KTM 1190 Adventure. What I really want is a KTM EXC 500.

Adventure bikes are great. Very comfy for all day touring, without being heavy like a full on tourer. Great for camping. They handle dirt and fire roads just fine. They suck in technical terrain.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1103 on: September 23, 2017, 02:20:47 PM »
14' Oyster Tongs so I can get my own oysters whenever I'm in the mood.

Where would you store 14-feet-long tongs?

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1104 on: September 24, 2017, 11:34:50 AM »
I want a Salsa Blackborrow. It has a rack that can hold up to 4 panniers. Way cool.

It puts my $280 Craigslist 29er to shame.

OK, coming to my senses now.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1105 on: September 25, 2017, 02:00:22 PM »
14' Oyster Tongs so I can get my own oysters whenever I'm in the mood.

Where would you store 14-feet-long tongs?

I don't live in apartment in the city so storage really isn't an issue (e.g. garage, barn, under deck, basement, on side of house, master bedroom, etc...

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« Reply #1106 on: September 25, 2017, 02:04:14 PM »
14' Oyster Tongs so I can get my own oysters whenever I'm in the mood.

Where would you store 14-feet-long tongs?

And why does Oyster Tongs sound dirty?

Oyster Tongs doesn't sound too dirty to me...oyster tonging does though...  "Hey baby, lets go oyster tonging" or  "Hey sweet thang come check out my Oyster Tong"

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« Reply #1107 on: September 26, 2017, 08:20:06 PM »
Well, I just priced insurance for a C6 Z06 Corvette.  $110/month.

Suddenly, I don't want one quite so badly and I'm looking at motorcycles again (more like $110 a year to insure)...

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1108 on: September 27, 2017, 09:59:38 AM »
My DH's great aunt's antique Singer 201-2 sewing machine, complete with an original Singer cabinet number 48. It's being auctioned off online as part of the estate sale. Closes tonight. Currently at $18, but it will go higher!

Needs work, but it would be pretty (and possibly quite useful) if I were to win the auction.

However, I've been really trying to cut down on acquisitions...
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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1109 on: September 27, 2017, 05:33:18 PM »
My DH's great aunt's antique Singer 201-2 sewing machine, complete with an original Singer cabinet number 48. It's being auctioned off online as part of the estate sale. Closes tonight. Currently at $18, but it will go higher!

Needs work, but it would be pretty (and possibly quite useful) if I were to win the auction.

However, I've been really trying to cut down on acquisitions...

I admire your moral character..:)

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1110 on: September 29, 2017, 07:30:40 AM »
Well, I just priced insurance for a C6 Z06 Corvette.  $110/month.

Weird, I thought it would be more.  I recall looking at WRXs when I was 22, and the insurance payment would have been more than the payment (~$350/month-ish). 

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« Reply #1111 on: September 29, 2017, 04:48:26 PM »
Well, I just priced insurance for a C6 Z06 Corvette.  $110/month.

Weird, I thought it would be more.  I recall looking at WRXs when I was 22, and the insurance payment would have been more than the payment (~$350/month-ish).

I'm 33 and C6's are a decade old now.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1112 on: September 30, 2017, 10:30:13 AM »
All of the Halloween decorations. No, literally, ALL of them. I have a thing about Halloween and I leave skull/bat/spider stuff up all year round anyway, so this time of year is when I end up getting random household stuff for everyday use. I mean, doesn't *everyone* need Day of the Dead pyrex containers? (last year's splurge.)

Yesterday I stood in a World Market (where I'd just stopped in to grab a bottle of wine) telling myself, "Self, you do not need zombie flamingoes for the front yard." The struggle is real.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1113 on: September 30, 2017, 10:37:58 AM »
New dining room chairs. I have an antique dining set, and the chairs are not comfortable. Apparently our asses were a lot smaller in the 1920's.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1114 on: October 05, 2017, 08:25:03 AM »
This:
https://earthroamer.com/xv-lt/

I would never buy it as the price is multiple times more than what I could spend without a heart attack and I have no need for something that overbuilt/heavy duty, but it's fun to look at the expedition vehicles and imagine all the places I could go(and w/ that power bank/water bank be able to stay for a good period)

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1115 on: October 05, 2017, 08:44:21 AM »
This:
https://earthroamer.com/xv-lt/

I would never buy it as the price is multiple times more than what I could spend without a heart attack and I have no need for something that overbuilt/heavy duty, but it's fun to look at the expedition vehicles and imagine all the places I could go(and w/ that power bank/water bank be able to stay for a good period)

I was convinced until I read the price tag.

We require a $50,000 initial deposit and a signed sales agreement to reserve the next available production spot in your name. Prices start at $438,800.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1116 on: October 05, 2017, 09:36:18 AM »
I just fell out of my chair.  ^^

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« Reply #1117 on: October 05, 2017, 09:54:56 AM »
I just fell out of my chair.  ^^

They also have one that's $1.5 million.

Deposit is $375k to start building.

https://earthroamer.com/xv-hd/

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« Reply #1118 on: October 05, 2017, 10:46:36 AM »
Looks like you could tip over sideways in all kinds of new remote locations.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1119 on: October 05, 2017, 11:28:41 AM »
$1.5m.. Can almost buy a certified very light jet aircraft for that.. You can build your own for a lot LESS and cruise at around 400mph!

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1120 on: October 05, 2017, 04:12:09 PM »
I'll take the jet.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1121 on: October 06, 2017, 08:22:56 AM »
Lusting after a radar jammer. A creepy neighbor has been flying his drone way too low over my backyard. Sigh. I'll content myself with fantasies of nighttime recon with a pellet gun or sling shot or something, and just keep going inside anytime it comes by. (And hope the rain fries it to tiny bits of uselessness).

https://www.battelle.org/government-offerings/national-security/aerospace-systems/counter-UAS-technologies/dronedefender

for when you finally get frustrated enough.  Please post an after action report!

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1122 on: October 06, 2017, 11:36:18 AM »
I just fell out of my chair.  ^^

They also have one that's $1.5 million.

Deposit is $375k to start building.

https://earthroamer.com/xv-hd/

Does the sales guy still get a commission?

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1123 on: October 09, 2017, 09:05:34 AM »
Lusting after a radar jammer. A creepy neighbor has been flying his drone way too low over my backyard. Sigh. I'll content myself with fantasies of nighttime recon with a pellet gun or sling shot or something, and just keep going inside anytime it comes by. (And hope the rain fries it to tiny bits of uselessness).

https://www.battelle.org/government-offerings/national-security/aerospace-systems/counter-UAS-technologies/dronedefender

for when you finally get frustrated enough.  Please post an after action report!
Since the guy flies it to low over his backyard a powerfull leaf blower or high pressure hose would probably do the trick...

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1124 on: October 10, 2017, 11:07:29 AM »
I'm lusting over a time turner...


An actual, working time-turner. I would love a couple more hours each day :-P...

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« Reply #1125 on: October 11, 2017, 07:21:17 PM »
I don't want a time turner, but I could sure use a teleporter.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1126 on: October 11, 2017, 08:19:13 PM »
A year off work.  Stupid I think b/c we've got like 4 years left anyway and my job is cake and cushy. 
 

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1127 on: October 11, 2017, 08:57:40 PM »
Valentino rockstud sandals. Hopefully can find for less than 4 figures in ebay

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1128 on: October 12, 2017, 02:30:11 PM »
I just heard Amazon is making a waterproof Kindle. So now I am lusting after that, plus an apartment with a big bathtub, because all I ever wanted in life was to be able to e-read in the bath.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1129 on: October 12, 2017, 09:37:24 PM »
Valentino rockstud sandals. Hopefully can find for less than 4 figures in ebay

I may have missed a few, but this has to be a solid contender in the running for the stupidest thing...

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« Reply #1130 on: October 12, 2017, 09:40:12 PM »
Valentino rockstud sandals. Hopefully can find for less than 4 figures in ebay

I may have missed a few, but this has to be a solid contender in the running for the stupidest thing...

Seriously, if you're even remotely considering purchasing these and you aren't a multi-millionaire, your head is in the wrong place.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1131 on: October 12, 2017, 09:55:33 PM »
Lusting after a radar jammer. A creepy neighbor has been flying his drone way too low over my backyard. Sigh. I'll content myself with fantasies of nighttime recon with a pellet gun or sling shot or something, and just keep going inside anytime it comes by. (And hope the rain fries it to tiny bits of uselessness).

https://www.battelle.org/government-offerings/national-security/aerospace-systems/counter-UAS-technologies/dronedefender

for when you finally get frustrated enough.  Please post an after action report!
Since the guy flies it to low over his backyard a powerfull leaf blower or high pressure hose would probably do the trick...

Kinda depends on your water pressure and hose nozzles, but ours can shoot water >25 ft into the air. Our nozzles that look like a mini fireman nozzle. Let that drone pass by and blast it.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1132 on: October 13, 2017, 12:19:45 AM »
Valentino rockstud sandals. Hopefully can find for less than 4 figures in ebay

Here, spend one figure instead. They are close enough. 

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1133 on: October 13, 2017, 12:22:16 AM »
A booster box of Magic the Gathering trading cards, specifically Eternal Masters.

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1134 on: October 13, 2017, 12:40:01 AM »
It's the Ironman World Championship this weekend, so I'm seeing a lot of very expensive bikes on social media. I would definitely be faster at my local 30km duathlon on a nine-thousand-euro bike...

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1135 on: October 13, 2017, 01:32:23 AM »
I keep browsing local real estate ads. It makes no sense financially to move as this place (mostly) suits our actual needs, rather than wants and we've paid off the mortgage. But, I keep getting angsty about being in our current place. I've had some health issues which have meant spending a LOT of time at home and sometimes being at home feels like back when I was going through some serious medical treatment. I've also had to face up to some confronting mortality rate stats, and then I think, do I really want to be in this place that's ok but I don't love? I don't care so much about modern updated kitchens etc so much as wanting nicer views and a place that feels more like home.

So I keep looking at real estate and doing the what if scenarios. Haven't done anything yet but sometimes it helps to cope with something if you know you're not actually trapped there and can leave if you want to.

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« Reply #1136 on: October 13, 2017, 03:08:44 AM »
The SNES classic. I would not even play it, but everyone around me has one and  I'm growing frustrated that I cannot get my hands on it. Completely irrational "want", which is unusual with me (sadly not so unusual when it comes to video game gadgets)

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1137 on: October 13, 2017, 12:36:13 PM »
A country club membership to fuel my golf addiction...

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« Reply #1138 on: October 13, 2017, 03:42:05 PM »
The SNES classic. I would not even play it, but everyone around me has one and  I'm growing frustrated that I cannot get my hands on it. Completely irrational "want", which is unusual with me (sadly not so unusual when it comes to video game gadgets)

Facepunch please... I got one from a guy at work who scored 2.

I don't spend hours in front of it, but 10-20 minutes of nostalgia sure is fun. Wouldn't pay a dime over retail for it though. Scalpers can eat my farts.

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« Reply #1139 on: October 16, 2017, 06:14:21 PM »
The SNES classic. I would not even play it, but everyone around me has one and  I'm growing frustrated that I cannot get my hands on it. Completely irrational "want", which is unusual with me (sadly not so unusual when it comes to video game gadgets)

I preordered one in the ~3 minute window that it was live on Amazon. It still hasn't shipped..

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« Reply #1140 on: October 17, 2017, 01:04:36 PM »
PhD. I never plan to teach or research. I hate school and am not fit for academia. It will push back my FIRE by at least a year (but probably two or more), so it's not exactly going to advance my career. But I would be the first Dr. <Lastname> in our family. And I feel like I'm a completely worthless person if I don't get external validation. And I have daddy issues and I just want him to be proud of meeeeeeee.

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« Reply #1141 on: October 17, 2017, 02:19:46 PM »
PhD. I never plan to teach or research. I hate school and am not fit for academia. It will push back my FIRE by at least a year (but probably two or more), so it's not exactly going to advance my career. But I would be the first Dr. <Lastname> in our family. And I feel like I'm a completely worthless person if I don't get external validation. And I have daddy issues and I just want him to be proud of meeeeeeee.

I do not have a daddy issue, nor need external validation, but every once in a while I do think about going back and try to see if I can get a PhD.

If I do it, I would do it just "for fun". I do not mind research, but would not teach (I have done teaching, and find out I do not have the patience to deal with lazy students).

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« Reply #1142 on: October 18, 2017, 08:42:54 AM »
PhD. I never plan to teach or research. I hate school and am not fit for academia. It will push back my FIRE by at least a year (but probably two or more), so it's not exactly going to advance my career. But I would be the first Dr. <Lastname> in our family. And I feel like I'm a completely worthless person if I don't get external validation. And I have daddy issues and I just want him to be proud of meeeeeeee.

I do not have a daddy issue, nor need external validation, but every once in a while I do think about going back and try to see if I can get a PhD.

If I do it, I would do it just "for fun". I do not mind research, but would not teach (I have done teaching, and find out I do not have the patience to deal with lazy students).

Why not wait till FIRE, then get a part time and/or easy job at a university to get a PhD for free?

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« Reply #1143 on: October 18, 2017, 11:46:39 AM »
PhD. I never plan to teach or research. I hate school and am not fit for academia. It will push back my FIRE by at least a year (but probably two or more), so it's not exactly going to advance my career. But I would be the first Dr. <Lastname> in our family. And I feel like I'm a completely worthless person if I don't get external validation. And I have daddy issues and I just want him to be proud of meeeeeeee.

I do not have a daddy issue, nor need external validation, but every once in a while I do think about going back and try to see if I can get a PhD.

If I do it, I would do it just "for fun". I do not mind research, but would not teach (I have done teaching, and find out I do not have the patience to deal with lazy students).

Why not wait till FIRE, then get a part time and/or easy job at a university to get a PhD for free?

OOhh.... I did not think about this. Seriously putting this down in my note on things I should do! Thank you so much!

This board is full of awesome people and awesome ideas!

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« Reply #1144 on: October 18, 2017, 11:57:08 AM »
No Problem. I would check out the Mad Fientist blog http://www.madfientist.com - while most of his posts are about taxes and such, he did exactly this to go back and get a master's degree

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« Reply #1145 on: October 19, 2017, 07:24:01 AM »
Well, I caved in and purchased a backhoe yesterday.  1994 Case 580 Super K with cab, heat & AC, extendahoe and 4 in 1 loader bucket.  Got a sweet deal on a low hours, well cared for, clean machine.   Whole lot of projects around the farm i will be able to use this rig for.

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« Reply #1146 on: October 19, 2017, 03:12:24 PM »
Well, I caved in and purchased a backhoe yesterday.  1994 Case 580 Super K with cab, heat & AC, extendahoe and 4 in 1 loader bucket.  Got a sweet deal on a low hours, well cared for, clean machine.   Whole lot of projects around the farm i will be able to use this rig for.

You're killing me! I have a 30hp tractor with a front end loader but can never justify a backhoe.. how much you pay for it?

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Re: What's the stupidest thing you're lusting after right now?
« Reply #1147 on: October 19, 2017, 03:16:46 PM »
Well, I caved in and purchased a backhoe yesterday.  1994 Case 580 Super K with cab, heat & AC, extendahoe and 4 in 1 loader bucket.  Got a sweet deal on a low hours, well cared for, clean machine.   Whole lot of projects around the farm i will be able to use this rig for.

Inground greenhouse? With that backhoe getting the hole dug would be easy.

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« Reply #1148 on: October 19, 2017, 03:27:33 PM »
I almost bought a 2005 Corvette (supercharged)...then the seller turned into an asshole. Saved $18k! It was a close call...but I think I have enough self control now to hold onto the car I already have and finish fixing it (nearly 10 years now and it's wearing me down).

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« Reply #1149 on: October 19, 2017, 08:20:43 PM »
Well, I caved in and purchased a backhoe yesterday.  1994 Case 580 Super K with cab, heat & AC, extendahoe and 4 in 1 loader bucket.  Got a sweet deal on a low hours, well cared for, clean machine.   Whole lot of projects around the farm i will be able to use this rig for.

You're killing me! I have a 30hp tractor with a front end loader but can never justify a backhoe.. how much you pay for it?


I just sold one last weekend!