I don't think this quite qualifies for badassity, but I bought a Vitamix. And I am in love with it. I did buy it Certified Reconditioned from Vitamix, so it was cheaper than brand new and there is still a 5 year warranty on it. I have wanted one for so long and I did tons of research before spending all that money, and it was worth it! It came with a thick cookbook with delicious & healthy recipes. I cook, A LOT. My other blender was such a piece of shit that it stressed me out, lol. I make Green Smoothies for my toddler and this machine makes them silky smooth.
I also signed up for a weekly locally grown produce delivery, which I think is a pretty good deal. I'd love to get all my groceries delivered honestly. I hate going grocery shopping.
Those two things make my life a little less stressful which makes me happy.