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« Reply #50 on: November 29, 2012, 08:52:11 PM »
Snuggie, chia pets, decorative pillows, majority of small appliances, fine china, so much crap out there!

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« Reply #51 on: November 29, 2012, 09:42:27 PM »
Love my electric tea kettle.  I am a little on the forgetful side so I like that it turns itself off when it boils, so I am not forgetting it on the stove, or in the microwave where it will beep constantly and annoy me if I end up busy doing something else.  I drink probably 5 cups of tea a day, so it gets good use.

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« Reply #52 on: November 29, 2012, 09:48:04 PM »
Bottle warmers for formula.  If it's for frozen breast milk, sure, but formula?  Room temperature is what we do in the hospital.  Also diaper wipe warmers.

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« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2012, 10:02:01 PM »
http://www.sears.com/search=electric%20mini%20cupcake%20maker

See, I look at that and think, "small business opportunity!" Legions of office workers buy mini cupcakes for treats for the office or as just an afternoon pick-me-up. Make them fresh and on the fly, or do parties/cupcake tower gift delivery.

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« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2012, 11:36:52 PM »
Treadmills and most other types of home gym equipment. The outside world is your (free) gym!

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« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2012, 03:24:59 AM »
My stove takes so effing long to boil a pot of water (even with a lid on the pot) that I'll boil a kettle of water, transfer it to the pot, and cook from there.  It saves time and electricity.

Wow, feel slightly like I fail now. 26 years old and the main cook in the family... not once have I thought to toss a lid on the pot when waiting for water to boil o_o;;;


Don't feel bad....I'm 10 years your senior, also the main cook, and only figured it out around a year ago....and this comes after 20 years of camping where the only way to get a cup of coffee before the sun went down was to put a lid on the pot to speed up the process....

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« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2012, 06:32:33 AM »
Bottle warmers for formula.  If it's for frozen breast milk, sure, but formula?  Room temperature is what we do in the hospital.  Also diaper wipe warmers.
My wife has to prep 4-5 bottles each night for day care the next morning, so it's kept in the fridge. So yeah, there is a need for bottle warmers. We use ours every day to warm up refrigerated bottles left over from day care.

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« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2012, 06:46:38 AM »
Some years ago I went to a home show and they had Peter Walsh of "Clean Sweep" talk about clutter. It was great! He said there were really only two really obscene words in the English language. The first is "collectible" and the second is "scrapbooking" (both words spoken with utter disgust -- he did it so well!!).
My 12-year-old daughter was with me, and he convinced her (as I had been unable to do until then) that it was time to let go of some of her stuffed animals. The next day she bagged most of them up and we brought them to the local police station, where they are used by police officers when they encounter children in domestic violence situations. The kids are given a stuffed animal to hug (and keep) to comfort them.

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« Reply #58 on: November 30, 2012, 07:08:17 AM »
"fine china"

I would have agreed with you until recently.  I discovered that "fine china" is actually dishwasher safe and can be bought online second-hand for fairly little. 

I like fine china, the way it looks and am nostalgic about the set that my grandma had (that no-one, including me, wanted when she passed).   We all viewed it as impractical.

I'm actually going to put my dish/cutlery set into a furnished suite and buy a set of fine china online for everyday use.  I'm also going to buy a set of silverplate cutlery for everyday use this way - turns out they are dishwasher safe too. 

All of this stuff has become relatively inexpensive online as most folks don't want it anymore and have inherited it from parents/grandparents.  If I don't pay a fortune for it I won't be as concerned about breaking anything and will be happy to use it everyday.

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« Reply #59 on: November 30, 2012, 08:20:38 AM »
I've learned a lot about the merit of kettles! I only drink tea about five times per year, and I have a very small kitchen.  So for me, having a kettle would be space wasting and redundant. I can appreciate that it's very useful to others, and I hope I didn't offend anyone.

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« Reply #60 on: November 30, 2012, 10:14:22 AM »
Leaf blowers are a personal pet peeve of mine . . . not just because they're less effective than a rake and waste gas, but they are also ridiculously loud.  Most people seem to buy one, blow the leaves around for 20 - 30 minutes on to someone else's property, then go in . . . happy with a job well done.

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« Reply #61 on: November 30, 2012, 11:21:58 AM »
Also diaper wipe warmers.
I just read a post this morning from a parent who said that her baby daughter "shrieked like a demented banshee" when cold wipes touched her butt at 2 AM.  The baby's butt, not the parent's.

They bought the diaper-wipe warmer.

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« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2012, 12:50:35 PM »
Also diaper wipe warmers.
I just read a post this morning from a parent who said that her baby daughter "shrieked like a demented banshee" when cold wipes touched her butt at 2 AM.  The baby's butt, not the parent's.

They bought the diaper-wipe warmer.

As a parent, I approve.

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« Reply #63 on: November 30, 2012, 05:42:40 PM »
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I agree, plus most streaming services offer HD now anyway. However I do have a BD player in my HTPC and a couple blu rays.

Some libraries have blue-ray discs on loan these days. I know the Seattle Public Library does. Depending on the price differential between a DVD player and a blue-ray player I could see ending up with one of those (should I need a replacement for a valid reason).

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« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2012, 09:03:27 PM »
Also diaper wipe warmers.
I just read a post this morning from a parent who said that her baby daughter "shrieked like a demented banshee" when cold wipes touched her butt at 2 AM.  The baby's butt, not the parent's.

They bought the diaper-wipe warmer.

Not a parent, so perhaps I don't want to know this, but are "diaper wipes" some sort of special tissue for wiping a baby's butt?  If so, wouldn't they fall under the heading of useless crap, in more ways than one?

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« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2012, 07:23:36 AM »
Not a parent, so perhaps I don't want to know this, but are "diaper wipes" some sort of special tissue for wiping a baby's butt?  If so, wouldn't they fall under the heading of useless crap, in more ways than one?
You're right, you don't want to know...

They're made of a tougher material (like Swiffer floor wipes) and they're packed in some sort of fluid to keep them moist.  The idea is that it's a lot easier to clean up the diaper mess with a diaper wipe than with toilet paper.

Billions of people raise kids without diaper wipes, but when you're suffering from sustained sleep deprivation (and when the baby's screams are waking up the rest of the household) then you're more willing to throw large wads of money at the problem. 

Diaper wipes are also great for personal hygiene (of all ages) while out in the wild. 

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« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2012, 07:24:15 AM »
They're made of a tougher material (like Swiffer floor wipes) and they're packed in some sort of fluid to keep them moist.  The idea is that it's a lot easier to clean up the diaper mess with a diaper wipe than with toilet paper.

Billions of people raise kids without diaper wipes, but when you're suffering from sustained sleep deprivation (and when the baby's screams are waking up the rest of the household) then you're more willing to throw large wads of money at the problem. 

Diaper wipes are also great for personal hygiene (of all ages) while out in the wild.

Toilet paper doesn't cut it. You need something moist to proper clean things that may have been sitting for a while.

At home, we bought a pile of cheap facecloths that we keep in a solution of water, soap and oils (almond oil I think). Washable, and it's usable for just about any mess. And doesn't smell all chemically. We also have a few packs of disposable wipes when we're out and about, because it's far more convenient than to have to manage facecloths.

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« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2012, 07:29:52 AM »
I could spend hours listing things here, but a few that come to mind:

  • Personalized license plates
  • DVDs
  • Anything on credit
  • Seasonal cars
  • Granite counter tops

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« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2012, 11:07:49 AM »
Seasonal cars
OK, I recognize the vocabulary but I don't understand the phrase.  What exactly is a "seasonal car"?

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« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2012, 11:19:19 AM »
Probably convertibles used only in the summer.

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« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2012, 11:31:58 AM »
... and the corresponding car to drive in the winter!

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« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2012, 01:12:30 PM »
Thanks.  Never thought of it that way before. 

Apparently I'm leading a very sheltered life over here...

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« Reply #72 on: December 03, 2012, 01:30:05 PM »
Whenever I read the name of this thread I hear it like it's the name of a game show.

"Hello and welcome back to Stupid Crap I Can't Believe People Buy, with your host, BPA!"

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« Reply #73 on: December 03, 2012, 02:05:40 PM »
Thanks.  Never thought of it that way before. 

Apparently I'm leading a very sheltered life over here...

This is great. We're thinking you don't know why people would want a car for summer and a car for winter, but it's really that you forgot about the existence of winter! Hawaii must be dreadful.

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« Reply #74 on: December 03, 2012, 02:19:03 PM »
Thanks.  Never thought of it that way before. 

Apparently I'm leading a very sheltered life over here...

This is great. We're thinking you don't know why people would want a car for summer and a car for winter, but it's really that you forgot about the existence of winter! Hawaii must be dreadful.
Yes ... do you think that if I'm very, very bad with my money, someone will punish me by sending me there? 

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« Reply #75 on: December 03, 2012, 07:43:17 PM »
Whenever I read the name of this thread I hear it like it's the name of a game show.

"Hello and welcome back to Stupid Crap I Can't Believe People Buy, with your host, BPA!"

Ha!  I'd be obnoxious enough to say something like that in an announcer voice.

I forgot about Hummers.  When my kids were little they'd call out, "A Hummer, Mommy!  Kick it!" 

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« Reply #76 on: December 03, 2012, 07:55:54 PM »
Depending on where you live, what cars you choose, and how much you spend on cars, a car for summer and another vehicle for winter could be quite a practical choice.  For example, I can drive the Insight most of the year (except during major snow or flood), and most places, getting 70+ mpg.  If there's more than a few inches of snow, I can take the 4WD Toyota pickup (which is also useful for hauling, going places at the end of dirt roads, etc).  Since neither vehicle cost all that much to buy, and not much to license & insure, I think I come out quite a ways ahead.

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« Reply #77 on: December 03, 2012, 09:05:10 PM »
Thanks.  Never thought of it that way before. 
Apparently I'm leading a very sheltered life over here...
This is great. We're thinking you don't know why people would want a car for summer and a car for winter, but it's really that you forgot about the existence of winter! Hawaii must be dreadful.
Yes ... do you think that if I'm very, very bad with my money, someone will punish me by sending me there?
You just have to align your spending with your values!

I don't miss "winterizing" one stinkin' little bit.  I think of vehicles in terms of how big a longboard I can stuff inside the passenger compartment...

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« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2012, 10:19:15 PM »
Depending on where you live, what cars you choose, and how much you spend on cars, a car for summer and another vehicle for winter could be quite a practical choice.  For example, I can drive the Insight most of the year (except during major snow or flood), and most places, getting 70+ mpg.  If there's more than a few inches of snow, I can take the 4WD Toyota pickup (which is also useful for hauling, going places at the end of dirt roads, etc).  Since neither vehicle cost all that much to buy, and not much to license & insure, I think I come out quite a ways ahead.
Yes, but as you've said, these are practical choices, and not really the kind of scenario we were discussing in a thread entitled "Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy." 

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« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2012, 11:49:36 PM »
Yes, but as you've said, these are practical choices, and not really the kind of scenario we were discussing in a thread entitled "Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy."

Perhaps I misunderstood?  I thought "seasonal cars" was given as an example of useless crap, and I was just trying to show that for a lot of us it's really quite useful.

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« Reply #80 on: December 04, 2012, 12:06:20 AM »
Yes, but as you've said, these are practical choices, and not really the kind of scenario we were discussing in a thread entitled "Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy."

Perhaps I misunderstood?  I thought "seasonal cars" was given as an example of useless crap, and I was just trying to show that for a lot of us it's really quite useful.
But your cars aren't really seasonal, are they?  They are both perfectly good vehicles that you could drive year round, but you're too Mustachian to drive the 4WD pick-up all the time ... and IIRC from reading other posts of yours, the only reason that you can't drive the Insight all the time is because you live more rurally and like to take the road less travelled :-) 

In other words, I'm not saying that your situation isn't a good example of why having two cars can sometimes be practical, I'm just saying that I don't think your situation is an example of someone who has "seasonal" cars. 

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« Reply #81 on: December 04, 2012, 10:10:46 AM »
I was thinking specifically of sports cars that are parked for winter.




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« Reply #82 on: December 05, 2012, 12:53:04 PM »
I personally think that Juicers are a huge waste of money and food...you throw away most of the fiber and drink straight sugar!

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« Reply #83 on: December 05, 2012, 08:10:24 PM »
I never considered boiling water for tea using the microwave... Now I'm going to have to do a blind taste test.

On topic: I don't get those designer clothing that are expensive not for being higher quality, but for having the brand clearly visible on the clothing. People pay more to be walking advertisements.

Women that are obsessed with Coach purses(or whatever other insanely priced brand you like) always amuse me.

I got my $300 purse for $12.99 at Savers. Priced it on eBay at $150 used -- I'll probably sell it soon. I used to work at a small leathergoods store that sold Coach, so I can spot a real one from a fake. I've picked up about 6 over the years at thrift shops, from $1.25 to $12.99 each. Sold 4 of them for $75 to $150 each. Have two remaining here.

I can't fathom spending $300 plus for one.

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« Reply #84 on: December 06, 2012, 02:28:06 AM »
I could spend hours listing things here, but a few that come to mind:

  • Personalized license plates

I'm ashamed to admit that I have one of these, but it is so being cancelled the next time my rego gets renewed. Please forgive me fellow mustachians, but I did get it during a moment of vanity weakness a few years ago and it will never happen again!

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« Reply #85 on: December 06, 2012, 05:19:27 AM »
I could spend hours listing things here, but a few that come to mind:

  • Personalized license plates

I'm ashamed to admit that I have one of these, but it is so being cancelled the next time my rego gets renewed. Please forgive me fellow mustachians, but I did get it during a moment of vanity weakness a few years ago and it will never happen again!

ha ha  Personalized plates are how I caught my ex cheating.  My friend saw his car parked in front of a restaurant when he was supposed to be at work, walked in and there he was with his now current wife.  It's all water under the bridge now, but I sometimes chuckle when I think that his vanity plates were the dead giveaway.


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« Reply #86 on: December 06, 2012, 06:19:39 AM »

ha ha  Personalized plates are how I caught my ex cheating.  My friend saw his car parked in front of a restaurant when he was supposed to be at work, walked in and there he was with his now current wife.  It's all water under the bridge now, but I sometimes chuckle when I think that his vanity plates were the dead giveaway.

The realtor we used when I was a kid, was caught the same way.

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« Reply #87 on: December 06, 2012, 06:56:15 AM »
I never considered boiling water for tea using the microwave... Now I'm going to have to do a blind taste test.

On topic: I don't get those designer clothing that are expensive not for being higher quality, but for having the brand clearly visible on the clothing. People pay more to be walking advertisements.

Women that are obsessed with Coach purses(or whatever other insanely priced brand you like) always amuse me.

I got my $300 purse for $12.99 at Savers. Priced it on eBay at $150 used -- I'll probably sell it soon. I used to work at a small leathergoods store that sold Coach, so I can spot a real one from a fake. I've picked up about 6 over the years at thrift shops, from $1.25 to $12.99 each. Sold 4 of them for $75 to $150 each. Have two remaining here.

I can't fathom spending $300 plus for one.

That is quite bad ass. Bravo.

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« Reply #88 on: December 06, 2012, 08:07:04 AM »
I personally think that Juicers are a huge waste of money and food...you throw away most of the fiber and drink straight sugar!

The last time I used my juice I had an idea to redeem the waste. You can easily save the mush in the freezer. When you have enough to mostly fill a stockpot you add water to it and cook it all. Then strain the pulp from the cooking liquid with a fine mesh strainer, saving the liquid, and running the pulp through a food mill.
I would have used my KitchenAid attachment to try out this theory but I broke the sieve part earlier this year and haven't spent the $20 to replace it.
You would use the finished puree for an oil/butter replacement or simply to add more nutrition to recipes in cooking and baking. The broth, depending on whether it is all fruit, all veggie or a combination can be used in cooking or for drinking as well. This process is a lot simpler and quicker than it sounds.
Our family appreciates our juicer. I don't buy juice(except apple cider in the Fall and 100% cranberry juice rarely)and two of my kiddos won't eat vegetables. It's sneaky way to get a bit more vitamins into them when I pull it out every week.

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« Reply #89 on: December 06, 2012, 04:44:35 PM »
Ever since Paul's post, I keep getting croakies as the ad banners on a variety of websites I surf.  I am finding this hilarious since I would consider that "useless crap I wouldn't buy."

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« Reply #90 on: December 06, 2012, 05:08:40 PM »
Coach bags drive me nuts. I live with 4 girls and they all have at least 1 of them, and 1 girl has at least 4.... Waste of money from hell.

Nothing against tea kettles.... I use them lots.

Fashion in general is the big WTF in my life. I don't see any purpose in the slightest why people are forced to wear 'suits' into business offices. Do these offices have shares and vested interests in companies that sell the damn things? They are warm, if not sweaty, but not that useful in winter, require expensive cleaning, ironing and folding, and mind blow expensive. But how can I judge this "fashion", I wear Carharts and the same (free) hoodie for the past 9 years to work.....

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« Reply #91 on: December 06, 2012, 09:08:47 PM »
Coach bags drive me nuts. I live with 4 girls and they all have at least 1 of them, and 1 girl has at least 4.... Waste of money from hell.

Nothing against tea kettles.... I use them lots.

Fashion in general is the big WTF in my life. I don't see any purpose in the slightest why people are forced to wear 'suits' into business offices. Do these offices have shares and vested interests in companies that sell the damn things? They are warm, if not sweaty, but not that useful in winter, require expensive cleaning, ironing and folding, and mind blow expensive. But how can I judge this "fashion", I wear Carharts and the same (free) hoodie for the past 9 years to work.....


I work in a sizable office building. My attire for work is jeans, a shirt, a hoodie(since it's winter) and Vans shoes. I've got near shoulder length hair.

When I ride the elevator I see shmucks dressed in suits. They look at me disapprovingly, probably wondering if I work here or am going to see someone with a real job. Odds are I make far more than they do. It amuses me daily.

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« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2012, 01:05:40 AM »
When I ride the elevator I see shmucks dressed in suits. They look at me disapprovingly, probably wondering if I work here or am going to see someone with a real job. Odds are I make far more than they do. It amuses me daily.

Presumably they are required to wear suits for, you know, their job.  So it's unfortunate, but hardly useless.

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« Reply #93 on: December 07, 2012, 06:48:58 AM »
When I ride the elevator I see shmucks dressed in suits. They look at me disapprovingly, probably wondering if I work here or am going to see someone with a real job. Odds are I make far more than they do. It amuses me daily.

Presumably they are required to wear suits for, you know, their job.  So it's unfortunate, but hardly useless.


I'm well aware they are likely required, but are they required to also glare disapprovingly at those that aren't?

And I think he meant that the concept of suits themselves are quite useless.
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Re: Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy
« Reply #94 on: December 07, 2012, 07:27:24 AM »
I'm well aware they are likely required, but are they required to also glare disapprovingly at those that aren't?

And I think he meant that the concept of suits themselves are quite useless.

Suits are every bit as useless as a nicely decorated house, a well-presented meal, a polished musical performance, a well-tied ribbon on a gift. We're humans, and aesthetics matter. Whether you achieve these things prudently or wastefully says nothing about the value of the things themselves.

"The suits" shouldn't act like they're superior, but that doesn't make suits useless.

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Re: Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy
« Reply #95 on: December 07, 2012, 08:06:11 AM »
Whenever I read the name of this thread I hear it like it's the name of a game show.

"Hello and welcome back to Stupid Crap I Can't Believe People Buy, with your host, BPA!"

Ha!  I'd be obnoxious enough to say something like that in an announcer voice.

I forgot about Hummers.  When my kids were little they'd call out, "A Hummer, Mommy!  Kick it!"

Oh that is cute - just reminded me, I saw a stretch Hummer the other day.  Holy hannah, unbelievably unecessary...

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Re: Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy
« Reply #96 on: December 07, 2012, 08:10:20 AM »
I'm well aware they are likely required, but are they required to also glare disapprovingly at those that aren't?

And I think he meant that the concept of suits themselves are quite useless.

Suits are every bit as useless as a nicely decorated house, a well-presented meal, a polished musical performance, a well-tied ribbon on a gift. We're humans, and aesthetics matter. Whether you achieve these things prudently or wastefully says nothing about the value of the things themselves.

"The suits" shouldn't act like they're superior, but that doesn't make suits useless.

I definitely agree with you that aesthetics matter. I actually totally agree with you on most of the things you mentioned on your list, but I just don't see it with a suit.

It may be a symptom of my age/generation, but a suit holds nothing for me in the same way as a well presented meal or a musical performance.

But I can concede that that is definitely subjective. I'd just hope their suits came cheaply as we all know there are free concerts and cheap, yet exquisite home cooked meals.

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Re: Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy
« Reply #97 on: December 07, 2012, 10:17:14 AM »
I'm well aware they are likely required, but are they required to also glare disapprovingly at those that aren't?

And I think he meant that the concept of suits themselves are quite useless.

Suits are every bit as useless as a nicely decorated house, a well-presented meal, a polished musical performance, a well-tied ribbon on a gift. We're humans, and aesthetics matter. Whether you achieve these things prudently or wastefully says nothing about the value of the things themselves.

"The suits" shouldn't act like they're superior, but that doesn't make suits useless.

I have a strong sense of aesthetics which is not something I chose: I was just born with it - I can remember sitting fascinated for ages by light coming through a window and hitting a jar of multi-coloured buttons when I was four.   I'm most sensitive to quality of light, colour and visual order.  I function fine, but I feel a bit out of sorts when these things are not at a good level in my environment. 

This doesn't mean I'm a snob or that I need everything to be a certain way.  What it does mean is that I feel noticeably better when things look great around me. It impacts my daily happiness. I know this differs from person to person because others in my family have a totally different reaction (ie. my sons don't really care). 

What my sense of aesthetics has given me are a few hobbies.  I avoid clutter but I seek to increase the aesthetic value of each peice I do own and use daily.  This means I buy second-hand quality china and hand-carved side tables and art. We have a fire every day and candles. I'm currently replacing my dishes with mismatched vintage china after learning that it can be put in the dishwasher.  Same with silverware.

I don't feel the same way about suits somehow.  I've had to wear my fair share and I find them uncomfortable.  Along with a sensitivity to visual objects, I also have a sensitivity to the feel of certain fabrics.  Most suits are wool or man-made fabrics and if they are linen they wrinkle horribly.  I have cultivated a lifestyle in which suits are no longer necessary except for maybe once or twice a year, at least in part because I just don't want to wear them.

Well-tied ribbons?  They don't matter to me enough to spend time on this, although I notice it.  I feel slightly guilty re. the environment on this.

Well-presented meal?  I do like this and appreciate it a lot.

I differentiate between satisfying my inward aesthetic sense and appreciation and choices fostered by a consumer culture.  I spend very little on aesthetics and enjoy the hobby, I feel overwhelmed by the constant consumption and creation of unecessary goods.  I find going to a mall to be exhausting and disheartening.   

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Re: Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy
« Reply #98 on: December 07, 2012, 11:18:46 AM »
I definitely agree with you that aesthetics matter. I actually totally agree with you on most of the things you mentioned on your list, but I just don't see it with a suit.

I'd go even further: a suit, by its very nature, is designed to eliminate any aesthetic value in one's attire.

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Re: Useless Crap I Can't Believe People Buy
« Reply #99 on: December 07, 2012, 12:10:11 PM »
I definitely agree with you that aesthetics matter. I actually totally agree with you on most of the things you mentioned on your list, but I just don't see it with a suit.

I'd go even further: a suit, by its very nature, is designed to eliminate any aesthetic value in one's attire.

i disagree! dudes look awesome in well-fitted suits, and there are tons of variations to add interest. if i were a guy, i wouldn't want to wear one everyday, but for special occasions (weddings, nice nights out, important work events) they can look really great and aesthetically pleasing. to me, it's the equivalent of seeing a woman in a simple dress that fits her beautifully, outfitted with personal accessories. the shape of a suit flatters a man's body just like the shape of a pencil skirt flatters a woman's.