I feel like I've been laying pretty low lately, but I need to vent.
We moved from WA to CO, I've been delivering pizza for Domino's (both before and after the move). After we moved, I managed to pick up a pretty sweet gig doing property management/maintenance for our landlords. So I work for Domino's at night, and "moonlight" as a handyman/maintenance/landscaping/etc guy.
I'm currently under contract to buy a house. Longer story shorter-- when I applied for a mortgage, they said they could only count income from Domino's and not my other job due to some rule about needing 2 years of work history (nevermind that I remodeled basically my entire house over the course of the last 4-5 years prior to moving, and that's exactly what I'm doing for the landlords). Ahem. Anyway-- in order to qualify for my mortgage, I need this Domino's job, as it's the only income that counts.
NOW, at Domino's, the franchise owner has decided from on high that all the employees at his stores need to do a company cheer. Yes, complete with handclapping and awkwardness-- Who are we? Domino's! What are we? Number 1! What's our goal? Sell more pizzas, have more fun! [franchise] is number 1!
Prior to any of this, I've said to the store manager more than once that I'm here to have fun and make money. They've tried to get me to volunteer to drive the company car, and I've declined as much as possible, citing these reasons (I drive a Civic and get 40mpg; I make decent money on the mileage rate they pay).
I have successfully avoided participating in the stupid cheer. I've mentioned that I think it's stupid and (more importantly) unproductive to the assistant manager. But I'm waiting for the hammer to drop when the store manager will round me up and insist that I do it along with everyone else. There was one all-employee meeting where he had everyone do it and I just stood there, and he seemed pretty upset about it (said "You can't take 15 seconds out of your day to clap and say some words? That's pretty low.").
Ideally, I would like to say "My goal here is to have fun and make money. The cheer states that our goal is to sell more pizza and have more fun. Doing the cheer is neither selling pizzas nor fun for anyone, and therefore I think it's stupid and unproductive. No thanks. I'll be happy to be washing dishes or making pizza if you want to do the cheer."
BUT
I'm currently at a critical juncture, as the sale on the house doesn't close for another couple weeks, and I don't know how that will pan out if I get fired for refusing to do a stupid cheer. I'm really not worried about money, as I could throw full time hours into the other job and still do well for myself. But I really don't want to lose the house.
My current solution is to try to make myself scarce when I think he might be doing a cheer (burying myself in the dish pit has been successful so far). I don't know how long that'll last, it's stressful, and I hate hiding when I'd rather stand up for myself and what I think is right.
GAH.