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Post secrets you know from your previous/current jobs
« on: June 18, 2015, 10:53:52 AM »
Saw this thread on a different forum and thought I'd post it here.

What interesting/disgusting things/secrets about companies do you know from your working career.

For me working in audit: I know department stores write off a lot of money to shoplifting/theft. Putting a control in place to prevent the theft would be more expensive than the theft itself. So they basically incorporate a certain tolerance of theft that they expect for the month into their budget and let it go.

I'm sure those of you who have worked in the restaurant/food industry have some pretty gross secrets to share...
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2015, 10:57:50 AM »
Never, ever, ever return food to the kitchen.  That is all....

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2015, 11:26:30 AM »
There are a lot of really incompetent people with an MD.

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2015, 11:32:22 AM »
You know all of those articles (usually magazine, online or other) where they rank products?  The winner is always the company that paid the most money.  Top car, top watch, top vacation destination, top backpack, top pair of pants, whatever.  Pay the money, win the spot.

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2015, 11:35:01 AM »
The level of intelligence required (not required?) for governmental finance/accounting employees is disturbingly small.

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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2015, 11:43:57 AM »
Most "thought leadership" pieces are written by PR people.

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2015, 11:54:12 AM »
Different brands of the same product/service may actually all be the same company.

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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2015, 11:55:23 AM »
Infrastructure is so vulnerable, and terrorism is so easy, that I'm amazed we still have a functional civilization.

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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2015, 11:57:40 AM »
Just not going there.

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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2015, 12:04:24 PM »
Just not going there.

Are there a lot of juicy secrets in the semiconductor industry?

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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2015, 12:18:49 PM »
End of year funds for any part of Gov and Military are down right disgusting...use it or loose it! I wonder how much they could save if they allowed a carry over for funds.

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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2015, 12:22:33 PM »
Educational policy is almost never decided by people with actual experience as educators.

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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2015, 12:30:18 PM »
My car is parked at work (Yankee stadium) all hours of the day and night.  My boss and the owner both think I'm pulling 18 hour days, but I'm really not. 

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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2015, 12:49:55 PM »
Just not going there.

Are there a lot of juicy secrets in the semiconductor industry?

Here's one: Sometimes that part that has more features than the less expensive version really just has a different datasheet and a higher price tag.

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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2015, 12:53:46 PM »
My car is parked at work (Yankee stadium) all hours of the day and night.  My boss and the owner both think I'm pulling 18 hour days, but I'm really not.

Until your car gets trashed while you're not there, and your boss and owner think something bad has happened to you.

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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2015, 01:04:00 PM »
Many corporate accounting departments pay bills twice or overpay and never realize it when the recipient never lets them know about it.

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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2015, 01:04:14 PM »
Odds are the room you are sitting in was literally coated in urine and/or feces at some point during the construction process.

I have stood at the end of the production line for ketchup and seen 18 different labels/bottles line up at the exact same dispenser for filling.

And what others said, the end of fiscal year spending for government is mind-blowing.  A mad rush to stock up on any and all expendables.  Stuffing toner cartridges and reams of paper into every available space.

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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2015, 01:09:16 PM »
Old lawyers who charge outrageous amounts are probably worth it, but old lawyers with reasonable rates are only still around because they weren't smart enough to save, and that lack of smarts will absolutely come through in the work they do for you. You wouldn't believe the incompetence I see in the people who should have retired, even by normal standards, years ago.

Also, busy lawyers may not be as fast or easy to reach, but they'll be much cheaper than the ones trying to squeak an income out of a handful of files.

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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2015, 01:11:38 PM »
Many corporate accounting departments pay bills twice or overpay and never realize it when the recipient never lets them know about it.
That is so true.

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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2015, 01:11:43 PM »
End of year funds for any part of Gov and Military are down right disgusting...use it or loose it! I wonder how much they could save if they allowed a carry over for funds.
The VA does allow for researchers to request a one year rollover of funds.

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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2015, 01:27:42 PM »
My car is parked at work (Yankee stadium) all hours of the day and night.  My boss and the owner both think I'm pulling 18 hour days, but I'm really not.
I am guessing you can sleep under the desk hidden from view too! 

You made me laugh - thanks.

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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2015, 01:34:08 PM »
A lot of doctors know less than you do about medical stuff.

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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2015, 01:44:05 PM »
Infrastructure is so vulnerable, and terrorism is so easy, that I'm amazed we still have a functional civilization.

This is very true and to me this statement means "people are basically good."

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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2015, 01:45:18 PM »
A roll of carpet fresh from the mill measures one thing when it's warm right out of the oven. It contracts as it cools, so by the time you get it, it's generally a few inches less than you actually paid for. It probably doesn't matter all that much, it's just a thing. It's also a reason to measure carefully and allow a little extra margin for '"error".

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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2015, 01:57:49 PM »
It's called "practicing" law because most attorneys learn from actually practicing.  Law school teaches you NOTHING about the actual practice of law (with certain exceptions for those who have worked in clinics or taken skills courses). Thankfully this model may be changing, but for now....

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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2015, 02:03:23 PM »
My car is parked at work (Yankee stadium) all hours of the day and night.  My boss and the owner both think I'm pulling 18 hour days, but I'm really not.

Wait.  Is this George Castanza?

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« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2015, 02:06:06 PM »
Publicly-traded companies are very creative in how they "book revenue" at the end of the quarter.  Many ship products and then get large quantities of returns in the first part of the next quarter.
I once worked somewhere where they shipped product (and thus were allowed to book the revenue) and made a deal with the trucking company to circle the block for 3 days, before logging a return.  Shareholders were happy with quarter-end numbers. 

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« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2015, 02:07:16 PM »
You're watching that TV show and suddenly there is an emergency... and it's dire!  The victim is AB-.  And that blood is SO RARE!  AND THE BLOOD BANK IS OUT!

That plot really breaks down when you realize that guy can also be given O- or A- or B- (assuming no antibody issues.)

Blood banks don't have issues when they run out of rare blood types.   They have issues when they run out of common blood types.

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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2015, 02:15:08 PM »
If you need a government clearance, it doesn't matter how many bad things you've done in your life.  What matters is if you're in any way ashamed of those things.  If you are, you are prime blackmail material.  If you're proud of all previous indiscretions, then no one can hurt you. 

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« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2015, 02:16:38 PM »
You're watching that TV show and suddenly there is an emergency... and it's dire!  The victim is AB-.  And that blood is SO RARE!  AND THE BLOOD BANK IS OUT!

That plot really breaks down when you realize that guy can also be given O- or A- or B- (assuming no antibody issues.)

Blood banks don't have issues when they run out of rare blood types.   They have issues when they run out of common blood types.


Man, what a great industry... one of the few where the product is donated and then sold to those in need at a HUGE margin.

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« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2015, 02:20:51 PM »
Publicly-traded companies are very creative in how they "book revenue" at the end of the quarter.  Many ship products and then get large quantities of returns in the first part of the next quarter.
I once worked somewhere where they shipped product (and thus were allowed to book the revenue) and made a deal with the trucking company to circle the block for 3 days, before logging a return.  Shareholders were happy with quarter-end numbers.
Actually, since Sarbanes-Oxley was enacted, we run into more of the opposite problem: the customer takes delivery of your product, but won't allow you to "recognize revenue" on it until you agree to additional demands (usually extra features or nitpicky tweaks to the UI).

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« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2015, 02:21:41 PM »
The government would rather pay $1000 for a component that is 'approved' then spend $500 approving an item that is $10 and just as good or better.  This is an item they buy about 1,000 of every year.  No one 'wants to front' the money to approve the new item.

Most government contracts are "cost plus" which means the worst I am at my job, the more my company gets paid. Someone was once fired for 'not having enough mistakes' during manufacturing.

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« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2015, 02:23:59 PM »
Girls dont like Boys they like Cars and Money

Teachers have zero social skills, zero financial awareness, and if single without kids are bat shit crazy!

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« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2015, 02:28:10 PM »
You're watching that TV show and suddenly there is an emergency... and it's dire!  The victim is AB-.  And that blood is SO RARE!  AND THE BLOOD BANK IS OUT!

That plot really breaks down when you realize that guy can also be given O- or A- or B- (assuming no antibody issues.)

Blood banks don't have issues when they run out of rare blood types.   They have issues when they run out of common blood types.

Man, what a great industry... one of the few where the product is donated and then sold to those in need at a HUGE margin.

That's not half of it.  They operate as non-profits (which just means "profit must be distributed to employees, not stock holders"). 

Now, you donate a pint of blood.  They (probably) bust it into 2:  packed red cells and platelets.  What they're left with is some left over plasma.  That plasma gets sold by the semi truck load to all sorts of industries that extract the proteins and use them.  I always was told one of the larger buyers were makers of make-up.

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« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2015, 02:29:41 PM »
This may be somewhat common knowledge, but I will share anyway.

Private universities do not give out many full scholarships (even to needy students). Instead, they give 50% scholarships to wealthy families (they know people are wealthy because of the FASFA). Then, they are still getting half the revenue. No one pays full price at a private university. The scholarship amount is just a game.

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« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2015, 02:39:27 PM »
Leftover samples of your bodily fluids that go into a large medical lab are regarded as fair game for anybody's research project.  Somebody is always coming through and saying something like, "Save me all the amniotic fluids you get with and L/S of X or greater."

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« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2015, 02:48:53 PM »
One from the cell phone industry.  (Caveat: This is pre-smart phone era.  It's been a while since I worked there.  It may or may not apply today.)

The cheap "free with contract" phones have to be bulletproof.  They're sold at a loss to hook you into a contract.  If they stop working for any reason, all hell breaks loose.  In other words: cheaper = higher quality.

The expensive phones were expected to be purchased by people that replaced their phones every time a new model comes out.  They were made to last 6mo to a year and were generally of inferior quality.

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« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2015, 02:52:37 PM »
Grocery stores:

Most grocery stores have significant rodent problems - just the realities of storing a lot of food in a place with many access points. The bakery department has it the worst. Part of the baker's job when they first arrive in the morning is cleaning up all of the rodent poop - some took this chore more seriously than others.

Our #1 most stolen item was meat. According to loss prevention, thieves most often shoved the meat into their pants to steal it.

Speaking of meat - it is extremely common for people to take meat from the fridge area and then shove it behind items on non-refrigerated areas. We found meat all over the place. At the end of the night, part of the closing process was to walk around and look for meat.

Unfortunately, I have to be careful about sharing things I've learned as an accountant. But it's probably worse than rodents at the grocery store.

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« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2015, 03:48:45 PM »
Publicly traded companies are not necessarily run more efficiently than government, nor do they necessarily keep better track of their spending or balance their budgets. The last company I worked for (market cap 10 B) had no financial controls at all. The finance department literally could not tell our department what our budget was or whether we could afford to do anything. The wasted money and time was unbelievable.

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« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2015, 03:56:04 PM »
My car is parked at work (Yankee stadium) all hours of the day and night.  My boss and the owner both think I'm pulling 18 hour days, but I'm really not.

George Costanza?

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« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2015, 03:58:30 PM »
Grocery stores:

Most grocery stores have significant rodent problems - just the realities of storing a lot of food in a place with many access points. The bakery department has it the worst. Part of the baker's job when they first arrive in the morning is cleaning up all of the rodent poop - some took this chore more seriously than others.

WELP Cpa Cat just cured me of a burgeoning addiction to grocery store muffins.

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« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2015, 04:01:12 PM »
If you have no talents other than losing at golf and buying lunch, you can make $5M a year as a financial advisor. My old boss had $490M in assets under management and I've still never figured out what value anyone saw in it.

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« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2015, 04:16:12 PM »
"New and Improved!" is code for "less product'" and possibly "costs more"

The pack of garbage bags/detergent/etc you nab at the dollar store are the same in every way to the ones in the grocery--except they contain fewer/less product. The big companies actually make special versions of their products to market exclusively at dollar stores.

All the "romance copy" on packages is manipulative lies. (Of course! It's advertising!) ("Our cheese is made from cows that live on an idyllic farm with Mr. And Mrs. Farmer, who just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary with their extended family of ballerinas, firemen and astronauts. Mr. Farmer fell in love with the hills of Virginia, and began to build his farm from the dreams of angels. Buy our cheese. It's made with essence of unicorn milk."

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« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2015, 04:27:21 PM »
Oh, and one more from a past job--photo lab/photo printing (defunct industry now)

Back when you took your film and dropped it off at the. Photo lab for developing...

Your pictures were processed and printed, and if for some reason, the pictures caught the interest of one of the employees, copies would be made.

My manager had a whole drawer full of people's naked photos. :-/

Sometimes they would just get ridiculed. And then you'd come in to pick them up... (Snicker)

I still have a whole photo album of other people's pictures--I copied and kept anything I found artistic or beautiful. (Nothing lewd).

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« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2015, 04:30:37 PM »
Most doctors and nurses are competent and you are blessed to be under their care.  But some are not and their incompetency or ambivalence can kill you.   The old joke asks, "know what you call the medical student who finishes LAST in every class in medical school?"  Doctor.  You can't tell how skilled or knowledgeable someone is by how friendly or professional appearing they are.   

Ask any surgical nurse who should do your surgery and they will tell you quickly who to choose and who to run from.  They see the surgeons who never develop surgical excellence and those who do.  I am not picking on doctors because I have personally witnessed heart stopping (pun intended) gross negligence and/or ignorance by nurses.  It is well known that many, many, hospital acquired infections are caused by nurses, doctors and other hospital staff failing to wash their hands.

My husband is a physician and I am an RN and we often wonder at how non medical professionals navigate our health care system.  We manage only because we know what the clinical standards are and know how to evaluate care being provided (or not). 

If you are in the hospital try to do the following:  Be observant, ask questions, request that staff wash their hands and to clean medical devices like stethoscopes that will be used on you and if at all possible, have a friend or family member with you that can advocate and protect you.  It is too much to expect that someone who is sick enough to be hospitalized also be vigilant and monitoring the care provided.  :(. Unfortunately though your safety may depend on you or so one else doing that.
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« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2015, 04:45:10 PM »
Remember that Beavis and Butthead episode at Burgerworld? Yeah, that was real. We would drop plastic toys in the fry vat. If it was late and we were short a chicken nugget, we would pull a rubbery one from the trash.

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« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2015, 05:05:43 PM »
In contract converting for personal/baby care items, the Fortune 500 companies were much more stringent about quality standards than the smaller companies.  Smaller companies were more trusting of the converter - not always a good decision. 

If it is a wet-based product (shampoo, wipes, lotions), I buy the name brand. 

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« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2015, 05:08:19 PM »
End of year funds for any part of Gov and Military are down right disgusting...use it or loose it! I wonder how much they could save if they allowed a carry over for funds.
Ah yes...that $10,000 hammer from the GSA catalogue. Spent a pretty (useless and unneeded) penny buying crap at the end of the budget year so that our ship's engineering dept budget wouldn't be cut. Chief would give me a catalogue and say "spend Spartana, spend"! I think they had tanks and aircraft carriers you could buy too :-)!

Wow you budgeted well and only spend 80% of your total budget, guess we gave you too much, so we'll only give you 75% next year.  Spartana there, his group ran out of funds last year, so they must need more.  His department gets your extra 25%. 

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« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2015, 05:24:42 PM »
Just not going there.

Are there a lot of juicy secrets in the semiconductor industry?
Well, I thinking more "way back" to my days in the nuclear Navy.

But even then, the development work I do - it's either patented or it's a "trade secret".  I don't need anyone coming after me!

And really, nothing really juicy.  Engineers are kind of boring.

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« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2015, 05:26:49 PM »
There's an allowable number of insects and insect parts in virtually every type of food produced . . . And it's WAY higher than you're comfortable with.  GuitarStv - former licensed pest control technician.