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frugalnacho

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Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« on: March 14, 2020, 06:41:04 PM »
Did he sound sick yesterday and today during his press conferences? What are the odds he is already infected? Or that he will end up infected? I say pretty high.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2020, 06:42:22 PM »
He’s going to pull a Trudeau and say Melania has it and that’s why he has to self isolate.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2020, 07:22:43 PM »
No bet.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2020, 07:45:56 PM »
Officially he is negative. Somehow I think that is BS. He's just trying to show he's healthier than either of the other 70 year old presidential candidates. Meanwhile he's infecting everyone else around him. Or maybe he just sits in the oval office by himself all day?

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2020, 07:57:43 PM »
I just read that too, but it seems like a lot of people he's met with are infected. 

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2020, 09:09:54 PM »
The arc of Darwin is long, but it bends toward self-correction.

What are the odds that Pence is secretly getting himself tested?

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2020, 09:23:17 PM »
I would assume they are all getting tested. It's a pandemic and they've been in public a lot.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2020, 10:44:51 PM »
He’s going to pull a Trudeau and say Melania has it and that’s why he has to self isolate.

I bet you’re right!

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2020, 02:39:26 AM »
The good lord protects fools and drunkards. Trump is a fool. He'll come through just fine.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2020, 07:09:19 AM »
Even if he doesn't have it yet, he is likely to get it if he doesn't isolate.

I've heard he is a germophobe. Given that he seems to be dumb as a rock, I wonder how good he is at being a germophobe?

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2020, 07:14:56 AM »
Even if he doesn't have it yet, he is likely to get it if he doesn't isolate.

I've heard he is a germophobe. Given that he seems to be dumb as a rock, I wonder how good he is at being a germophobe?

Well, considering how much of his diet is composed of fast food, and considering that fast food workers are more likely than others to come to work while sick...

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2020, 09:04:30 AM »
Adding less value to a thread with no value

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2020, 10:20:34 AM »
Even if he doesn't have it yet, he is likely to get it if he doesn't isolate.

I've heard he is a germophobe. Given that he seems to be dumb as a rock, I wonder how good he is at being a germophobe?

Well, considering how much of his diet is composed of fast food, and considering that fast food workers are more likely than others to come to work while sick...


Yeah. "Germaphobe" doesn't necessarily mean "less germy than anyone else" if you're dumb as a post, to boot.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2020, 03:39:58 PM »
I don't think he'll get it or even get sick. I mean Damien from the Omen never got sick either and they have the same genes.

Damien got sick when they went into the church.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2020, 03:43:41 PM »
I have enjoyed the MMM community. A lot of wonderful advice and people, but this thread has instantly turned into a very negative, hateful commentary. Stupid me thought this might be a useful, informative thread on the health of our President. It's a shame how it is the opposite.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2020, 03:56:19 PM »
I have enjoyed the MMM community. A lot of wonderful advice and people, but this thread has instantly turned into a very negative, hateful commentary. Stupid me thought this might be a useful, informative thread on the health of our President. It's a shame how it is the opposite.

Yeah, there are a lot of members who hate Trump, and always hop on these.

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2020, 04:31:56 PM »
Trudeau is in self isolation because his wife tested positive. Parliament has recessed until mid-April.  Your President and government members have had much the same exposure as ours, or possibly more. Definitely not less. Why aren't they taking the same precautions?

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2020, 05:46:01 PM »
I don't think he'll get it or even get sick. I mean Damien from the Omen never got sick either and they have the same genes.

Check out what that orange piece of shit has been up to lately

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/15/trump-offers-large-sums-for-exclusive-access-to-coronavirus-vaccine

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2020, 08:19:56 PM »
I seem to recall that his personal doctor said he 'tested positive for everything'  so he may have had it all along!
Perhaps he is patient zero.....

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Re: Odds that Trump as coronavirus
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2020, 08:42:38 PM »
I don't think he'll get it or even get sick. I mean Damien from the Omen never got sick either and they have the same genes.

Damien got sick when they went into the church.

Sounds like Trump'll be safe then. . .