I showed this to my wife, when I first ran across it, and she swore the thing could have been written by me. It was especially hard-hitting when it came to the iced-coffee thing. I always order black coffee and a cup of ice. That's mostly because I don't want milk/sugar in my iced-coffee and don't trust the places. In a few cases, they have charged me for two drinks. I usually end up "inquiring" about it, and they remove it. So, she felt that was real to me.
The haircuts only when it gets really long, that's me. Hell, just about everything.
