I don't like alcohol in general, and I despise beer.
People often told me it's a taste you develop, and it sounds so fucking stupid! WHY would I keep doing something harmful that I don't like with the only goal of start liking it? It sounds seriously dumb.
While I enjoy many kinds of alcohol, I dislike beer too. Which is kinda bad because here in Germany you get weird looks when everyone orders beer and you don't.
But then I found the perfect solution to this "problem": (dark) yeast wheat (wikipedia
First, it creates the impression that you know what you want when you order a specific kind of beer. At the same time, it relieves you from these endless pointless debates whether Becks is better than Heinecken and whatnot.
Second, it is always served in 0.5L glasses. So while everyone sips on their tiny bottle, you get a man's glass. Of course it takes longer to complete so people understand that you're not ordering new beers round after round and don't notice that you've only had one beer the whole evening.
Third, it is cloudy and thus (especially the dark beer) looks super manly and hardcore.
And finally, now sit down for this plot twist, despite its appearance yeast beer is really mild and barely has that beer-taste that I (and maybe you too) so despise.
I just love it.